Just a little unwell

“Puss in boot”

jesus christ

he boot too big for he gotdamn feet

thars a cat in my boot

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

#yeah except florence is hades and hozier is persephone

So amazing.

fyi there is no such thing as “getting back on track” after the holidays because you were never “off track” you were simply living life because you are a human being and you deserve that

I needed this

who would win in a death battle… tumblr liberals or reddit liberals

club penguin liberals

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise