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I may or may not be losing my fucking mind over this (I am. I am doing that.)
I just saw the most vile TikTok about fanfiction that Iāve ever come across and felt the need to comment on it. Basically, the person in the video said they couldnāt stand when a fanfiction āseemed like it written by a 14 year old.ā The comments were just a dumpster fire of assholes. I saw one comment say they sometimes want to plagiarize a story so that they canĀ āwrite it correctlyā orĀ ādo the idea justice.ā I also saw a lot ofĀ āstay on Wattpad because you donāt belong on AO3.āĀ
Iām sorry, this is the most garbage take Iāve ever seen. Itās so funny how people will consume free media and then bitch about how it isnāt up to their standards. But these same people would jump to stealing a personās story instead of offering to Beta read for an author.Ā
I generally just dislike people that discourage Fanfiction writers anyway. As someone thatās been writing fics for over a decade now, I can guarantee that Iāve written some awful shit. I posted my first fic to AO3 in April of 2012 and before that I used to post my stuff to fanfiction.net. Thereās some stuff Iāve written that Iām scared to revisit, mostly because itās for a fandom Iāve long departed from, but also because I know itās not good. Iām terrible at writing prose, my main focus and strength has always been with dialogue, and I constantly have to work on it. But if I had seen shitty videos like that ten years ago, I probably would have fucking quit.Ā
I just did revisions on a fic I wrote seven years ago, a fic that is my most celebrated piece of writing, a fic that people loved despite its imperfections. You donāt need to be perfect on your first go around. You donāt even need to be perfect on your 100th go around.Ā
A personās writing can only improve. When I write a sentence, I write it the way I would say it verbally. So no, I donāt always think about the grammar of the sentence, because it is 100% in my voice, Iām the one writing the story. I canāt write it as someone else and I also donāt see the point in trying to. If everyone followed the literary rules to a T then we would have uniformity instead of creativity.Ā
People write fanfiction because they love the media they consume and want to put their own spin on it, to delve deeper into the characters, and appreciate it beyond the original text. What exactly do you get out of discouraging that? Iāll tell you what you get, you get less stories, less people willing to give it a shot, people who wonāt even try.Ā
To all my fellow fanfiction writers: Fuck up, forget a comma, let that sentence run on, discover who you are as an author and share what youāve got. Improve, grow, change, and donāt let any asshole discourage you.Ā
When you trying to write a Steddie fic but you keep getting distracted by videos of Jamie and Joseph being a married couple in Brazilā¦
The Holy Trinity of middle aged gays, who find themselves in the worst circumstances, but love each other regardless. Where one is rough around the edges, slightly murderous, and a bit unhinged. And the other is a cardigan wearing, tea loving, equally unhinged man. Aka my new favorite thing:

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Hi everyone! Still alive and just finished my piece for @fandomforoz so I thought I would post it here. Thank you so much to @kalika999 for bidding on me. Sorry this ended up being a day late. I did manage to get a bit of Jack/Brock in there for you, but not much. Hope you like it!!!Ā
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28490208
Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning
No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories:
F/M
M/M
Fandoms:
Deadpool (Movieverse)
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
Relationship:
Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
Characters:
Peter B. Parker
Wade Wilson
Mary Jane Watson
Brock Rumlow
Jack Rollins
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - No Powers
Online Friendship
Gaming
Friends to Lovers
Divorce
Past Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson
Self-Esteem Issues
Phone Sex
Texting
Anal Sex
Rimming
Jealousy
Drinking
Scarred Wade Wilson
Language:English
Collections:
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Summary:
After his divorce, Peter B. Parker has an abundance of free time, so he gets into gaming. While playing a game called X Force he meets a man named Wade.
Happy birthday!! I hope you have a wonderful day today! :) Stay safe and enjoy yourself! ššššš„³š„³š„³š
Thank you, hun! My plans are to be as lazy as possible so Iām achieving that goal right now! Lol
Happy birthday!!ā¤ļøā¤ļø
a happiest birthday to @remywrites5!! youāre a fantastic friend and iām very glad to have you in my life and i cherish and love all of our conversations, be it something serious or just chatting about wolfstar aus
so hereās a little gift and i hope youāll have a fantastic day darling <3
Ahhh thank you!!! You know too well of my weakness for Remus in a crop top (one I share with Sirius lol). And I see it says Black on the back so did Sirius cut it like that and give it to Remus like oh geez guess youāll have to wear it like this then... ššš or did Remus cut it himself to make Sirius lose his shit. Inquiring minds want to know š¤š¤š¤
Soon the time will come and the zine will be released! Pre-orders are still open, for which you can find the linkĀ at the top of our profile. But already now we would like to thank the many participants who made this project possible and introduce them here.Ā
Really guys, we couldnāt be more honored! Thank you all very much for your great works and the fantastic support.Ā ā¤ļø
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And shout out to all the others who were also part of this project, even if they were not able to submit their piece in the end. You know who you are and our thanks goes out to you as wellĀ for making this experience even more enjoyable! :)
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Happy Birthday, Fel!
Itās not still @casualmarauderingĀ ās birthday where she is but it still is where I am so Iām counting it! Just something short a sweet (because some friends donāt bother to tell you that their birthday is coming up so you have to scramble to write a thing! Anyway - hope you like it and Happy Birthday!!!)Ā **** Ā Remus had imagined that his university years would be spent making lots of friends and finally getting himself a boyfriend. Instead, it had consisted of a lot of homework, a lot of crying, one friend, named Regulus Black, and no boyfriend to speak of. Remus had found himself crushing on Regulus just a bit, until he learned that Regulus was aroace, and therefore completely uninterested in Remus as anything other than a friend. It hadnāt taken Remus long to get over his crush, after all, it was barely a crush to begin with.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus and Regulus were sitting across from each other, working on their group project for their art history class, or at least pretending to do so in between sending each other memes.
āOi, you wanker!ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus glanced up in surprise and caught Regulus cringing. Regulusā shoulders hunched forward, as if he were trying to make himself invisible. Remus blinked a few times, caught off guard by Regulusā reaction, and looked around for the source of the voice.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Someone was approaching their table, bounding over like an overexcited puppy, a big grin on his face. He looked exactly like Regulus, except his hair was a bit longer, his face a bit softer, where as Regulus was all sharp angles.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus was about to ask Reg if he was okay when the stranger dropped into the chair next to Reg and put his arm around him. āDidnāt you hear me calling you?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āOf course I did,ā Regulus said bitterly. āWhy do you think I was hiding?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āThatās mean.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Regulus sighed. āWhat do you want, Sirius?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Sirius grinned and pulled Regulus closer, nearly choking him. āWell, first I want you to introduce me to the hot pink-haired boy across from you.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Regulus shoved Siriusā arm away. āRemus Lupin, this is my idiot twin brother, Sirius.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āOi, donāt introduce me like that!ā Sirius said, scandalized. āI never see you around campus and this is how you behave?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWeāre in different departments,ā Regulus reminded his brother. āI donāt have much reason to visit the foreign language department. Also, I avoid you at all costs.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āRude,ā Sirius said, shaking his head in disbelief. āI was going to buy you a coffee, too.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āOnly if you buy one for Remus too.ā Regulus stipulated, gesturing towards Remus. Remus froze as suddenly both brothersā attention focused on him. It really was unfair that people could be that attractive. Remus felt heat rising to his cheeks at the unwavering glances.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āHi,ā Remus said, giving a little wave and then immediately regretting it. He felt so unbelievably stupid.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āHello,ā Sirius practically purred, leaning forward and resting his chin in his hand.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āItās ā uh ā nice to meet you,ā Remus said, glancing away. āRegulus never mentioned having a twin brother.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWhat?ā Sirius shouted, turning towards his brother accusingly. āHow have you never mentioned me?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āBecause youāre embarrassing,ā Regulus responded, kicking at Sirius under the table. āNow go get our coffees.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āFine,ā Sirius said, gracefully standing up. He pulled his long, dark hair up into a ponytail and grinned. Remus pretended it wasnāt doing things to him. It was very nearly an insurmountable task. Ā āOnly because I am such an awesome brother.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āDonāt get ahead of yourself there,ā Regulus told him, typing something on the keyboard of his laptop.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Sirius glared at him for a moment and then quickly reached over and smashed a few of the keys, ruining whatever it was that Regulus was typing.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āYouāre so childish!ā Regulus said, jamming his finger on the backspace key.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Sirius laughed and walked over to Remusā side of the table. āSo what kind of coffee do you like?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus played with one of his curls nervously. āUh, anything mocha is fine, but you really donāt have to ā ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āNah, I got you,ā Sirius said, nudging Remus with his elbow. āBe right back!ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ***
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus didnāt think much of his bizarre run-in with Regulusā brother. After all, it was a large campus, they were unlikely to meet each other again. Remus wasnāt about to go crazy over some guy he barely knew, especially when he figured Reg would have a problem with it. Remus wasnāt about to risk his one friend on some guy who probably wasnāt interested in the first place.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā There was an LGBTQ+ dance that Remus was determined to attend on campus. His goal of finally getting a boyfriend hadnāt changed, and since he barely socialized with anyone except Reg, this felt like the perfect opportunity to meet someone. Regulus had refused to go with Remus, so Remus was stuck going on his own. It was taking all of his courage to walk through the door by himself. He clutched the ticket heād bought in his hand like a lifeline and tried to calm his nerves.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āHey,ā Someone whispered behind Remus, their breath on Remusā ear, making him shiver. Remus turned his head and came face to face with none other than Sirius Black. Remus swallowed thickly and took a quick step away.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āHi Sirius,ā Remus said, gripping his ticket even tighter. āAre you going to the dance as well?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āItās worse than that,ā Sirius said with a lazy grin. āI actually helped organize it.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWow,ā Remus said, impressed. āThatās amazing.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Sirius chuckled and scratched the back of his neck. āIs it? I was mostly roped into it by my friend, Marlene.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āI think itās great,ā Remus said, smiling encouragingly. āIāve been meaning to become more involved in club stuff.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWell, we meet every Thursday in youāre free,ā Sirius said, slipping his hands into the pockets of his trousers. He looked stylish in a black suit, perfectly tailored, his red tie undone around his neck and a few buttons undone on his shirt. Remus felt silly standing next to him, wearing his nicest pair of jeans and a green cardigan. He probably should have put more effort into his appearance for something like this.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āIāll definitely come when I can,ā Remus promised, tugging on one of his curls nervously.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āHey, dance with me,ā Sirius said, grabbing Remus by the arm and leading him into the activities hall where the dance was taking place.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āW-wait, I didnāt give them my ticket!ā Remus said in a panic as Sirius led him past the ticket booth. The person at the table merely gave Sirius a nod as they walked inside.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āDonāt mind that,ā Sirius said, sliding his hand down Remusā arm to clasp his hand instead. āIāll make sure they get it.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āSirius!ā Remus said, his face bright red. āI ā Iām not much of a dancer.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āDonāt worry,ā Sirius told him, pulling Remus in close and wrapping his arms around his waist. āItās a slow one.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus had no choice but to put his arms around Siriusā neck and get close to him. It was so overwhelming that Remus was scared he might die. Their eyes kept meeting and Remus couldnāt handle that much eye contact. So instead, he buried his face against Siriusā neck and pretended he was fine. It may have been a bit intimate, but it was better than looking up at those intoxicating grey eyes. At least like this Remus felt like he could still form coherent thoughts.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āThis feels more like weāre hugging than dancing,ā Sirius teased as they swayed together to the music. āWhy wonāt you look at me?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āCanāt.ā Remus mumbled, squeezing Sirius tighter.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWhy not?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āIām worried.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āAbout?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āDoing something stupid,ā Remus answered, hoping against hope that Sirius wouldnāt question him further. Sirius chuckled and pressed his nose against Remusā hair. It felt nice, being held by Sirius in such a way. Remus wouldnāt mind staying there for a while longer. He felt his eyes slip shut of their own volition.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWhat if I do something stupid?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āHmm?ā Remus hummed, nuzzling his face against Siriusā throat. āI wonāt mind.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āDonāt hate me, okay?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWhy would I āā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Sirius placed his finger under Remusā chin and tilted his face up. Remus then lost any and all train of thought as Sirius pressed their lips together, his mind going fuzzy like it was full off cotton. It was gentle and undemanding, a simple press of lips against lips, and a moment later it was done. Sirius pulled back and let his thumb tenderly caress Remusā cheek.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āIām sorry.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWhat for?ā Remus asked, his stomach dropping. He wondered if Sirius already regretted it. He wasnāt sure heād be able to handle that. āD-did I do it wrong?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Sirius chuckled. āOf course not. I shouldnāt have sprung that on you. I just really have wanted to do that since I met you.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWhy?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Sirius shrugged. āYouāre kind of adorable.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus scowled at him. āNo, Iām not.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Sirius laughed and shook his head. āEven when youāre angry youāre cute as fuck. Your nose gets all scrunched up. I really like that.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āW-we donāt even really know each other that well.ā Remus reasoned, taking a step back to put some distance between himself and Sirius. āWeāve only met once. This is ridiculous. Youāre being ridiculous.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āSometimes you just know, right?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus felt his jaw drop. āRegulus ā ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWill get over it. Donāt use him as an excuse,ā Sirius said, frowning slightly. He looked kind of upset and Remus felt bad for having brought it up. Sirius ran his fingers through his hair and then exhaled loudly. āHe doesnāt hate me as much as he pretends to.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā The song had changed to a pop song Remus vaguely recognized, but Sirius and Remus remained slow dancing. It was kind of nice, like being in their own little world. āI donāt know what to say. Iām not even sure what youāre asking me.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āHow about a date?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āOkay,ā Remus said, tucking his head back under Siriusā chin. He liked being close to Sirius, it was somehow both exhilarating and extremely comforting at the same time. āWhen?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āHow about now? Spend the rest of the dance with me.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus smiled against Siriusā neck and pressed a soft kiss to the corner of his jaw. āI think I can handle that.ā
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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā It was well past midnight and Sirius was walking Remus back to his dormitory. Their hands were laced together, swinging between them as they walked. Theyād spent the rest of the dance talking and dancing, occasionally kissing. Just thinking about it made Remusā toes curl in his shoes. Heād had his first date with a boy. A boy that he had kissed. There was going to be more dates and more kissing. His stomach was twisted into knots just thinking about it.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āRemus?ā Sirius said, stopping just outside Remusā building.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āYeah?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āI kind of donāt want to say good night to you,ā Sirius confessed, giving Remusā hand a small squeeze.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Remus felt his face go bright red, heating up in complete embarrassment. āI-Iām sorry, Iām not ready for ā ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āOh god no!ā Sirius said quickly, waving his free hand around to dispel Remusā thoughts. āI didnāt mean that. I meant that I just wanted to spend more time with you.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āOh,ā Remus said, thinking it over. He found that he felt the same way. Spending time with Sirius was easy, effortless, and even though Remus felt nervous around him, he didnāt feel like that was a bad thing. āI have an idea.ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā They stopped by Remusā dorm so that Remus could quickly fill a thermos with hot chocolate and grab one of his spare blankets. He then led Sirius up to the rooftop, where people had put some sofas. It was a popular spot for people to come up and smoke or drink as long as they didnāt get caught.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā They sat side by side on one of the sofas and Remus put the blanket around them to share. They passed the thermos back and forth as they continued to talk. The more Remus watched Sirius, the more differences he could spot between Sirius and Regulus. It had taken Remus a long time to get Regulus to open up to him and agree to be his friend. Sirius was so open and friendly in contrast, things seemed to go so smoothly with him. Regulus was dry and sarcastic, while Sirius was more genuinely funny, making Remus snort more than a few times.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Before Remus knew it, the sun was peeking over the tops of the trees. Sirius stood up and stretched, raising his arms high over his head. He then turned and held out a hand to Remus. āOne more dance?ā he requested with a small smile. āWhile the sun comes up?ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā āWe donāt have any music,ā Remus informed him, but stood up all the same.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Sirius slid his hand into his pocket and pulled out his phone. He then grabbed his airpods out of the case and put one in each of their ears. Remus waited patiently as Sirius scrolled through his phone, looking for the right song. Like Real People Do by Hozier began to play in Remusā left ear and Remus found himself falling back into Siriusā arms. The slow and soft melody felt perfect to the quiet of the early morning.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Eventually they stopped dancing, too wrapped up in kissing each other to remember to move their feet.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā There, in the chill of an early September morning, Remus discovered what it felt like to fall for Sirius Black.
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I donāt mean mocking your friends for their interests and putting down something personal in a ājokingā manner I mean one of my friends thinks soda is spicy because quote ābubblesā
Iām talking sending them a tiktok or dumb meme and saying āis this youā to which they will respond āFUCK youā but will still leave a like on the message
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Harry: Iām a what?
A string that pulled me Out of all the wrong arms, right into that dive bar Something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire Chains around my demons Wool to brave the seasons One single thread of gold Tied me to youĀ

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i will never learn how to spell fahreheighrbd and americans just have to deal with it
@casualmarauderingā This is absolutely directed at me and I will not have it!Ā
@remywrites5 is this what you based your fic on?! it's one of my favourites... šš
Lol yup! It turned out a little better for Sirius in my fic than the person in real life though! š¤£