Perfectly Platonic Starters
âYou look like you could use a coffee.â
âIs that something you want to talk about?â
âCome on, sit down. Itâs break time.â
âI needed that, thanksâŚâ
âHereâs a blanket. You looked cold.â
âThank god youâre back, I need to rant.â
âIs my sweater ever going to be returned?â
âBad day? Emergency plans are in order.â
âAlright your ride has arrived, where to next?â
âIâm brushing your hair, itâs a mess.â
âYou happened to go get lunch and âbought too muchâ huh?â
âYour hugs are the best.â
âHey. Hey. Heeeeeey. Come on. Weâre gonna be late, get up.â
âIâm late, yes. You should be used to that by now.â
âHow long as it been that weâve known each other? Feels like ages.â
âThere was something on your face, I had to get it off.â
âYouâre sure people think weâre dating?â
âI think itâs hilarious people assume theyâre dating just because theyâre nice to each other.â
âI need to hang out with someone I like, can we pretend to be working for an hour?â
âTea and coffee? What happened?â
âHere you go, one forgotten, left it at home in a rush, lost item!â
âIâm going for a walk, you want anything?â
â⌠sorry I took a nap on you.â
âI suppose I am now requisitioned to being a napping spot.â
âWe could pretend weâre dating, but that might confuse your significant other, and then that might be a waste of petty effort for the sake of rumors.â









