there he is. charmander in the flesh.

"you look like a little kid" don't let it fool you. i'm adult ben.

we have to do a little bit of jack but not that much jack

that's absolute snack zone hall of fucking fame dude

let's go ben let's go baby

i need to touch the water. that's where the truth is

this has got to be one of our slipperiest seasons

we're right where we're supposed to be, amy. (while on a ferris wheel together)

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there are glaciers retreating faster than this line

we're gonna frickin flourish here, amy

welcome to Sam's Hopecore Corner

it's international women's day so anything ben and adam do is a crime

i did NOT crash that car i extremely slowly scraped it across the side of a shed

this is where they make the wind

🎵 america 🎵 second verse of the song, boats and war... money and snacks 🎵

it's a spiritual inevitability and a mathematical possibility

this is the wild west. see you in hell

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i got thick thighs

washington monument? it doesn't look anything like him

the narrative arc from this point onward is gonna be insane

accept the things i can't change and change the things i can't accept

tomorrow is ben and adam's sadness day

whiskey woooo

i love eating food

we're gonna give it the jet lag the game award for being freaking cute

burger town has a population of 2 and no government

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