Like it isn't weird enough already.

"If you are experiencing one- well, you can't hear me, can you?"

Chad Bowinger, who lives in the Shambling Orphan housing development down by the Haunted Baseball Diamond, said “It is a sadness, what we do to each other. It is a weeping, and a gnashing of teeth."

"Please turn on your headlights, and SLOW YOUR VEHICLE."

"Scientists say that the 20% must go somewhere, because of something to do with something called thermodynamic laws, but police officials remind us that scientists are comedians, and that they should stick to comedy."

"The City Council has issued a statement indicating that they forgot that they had vacation plans this week, and so are currently on a plane to Miami, as they had been planning and looking forward to for some time."

"Good," says the first.

"A quiet caravan of flatbed trucks rolled into town last night."

"This massive sandstorm has already damaged several apartments and malls in the northwest part of town, and it seems to be on course for even more costly wreckage."

"The future is changing, but it's hard to tell."

"We could have done something, Night Vale, but we…chose not to."

"And a fair assumption is that they are ruled by a child-king, recently coronated, who is too weak to rein back the generals intent on marching upon us in war."

"What we do know is this: there is a Whispering Forest just outside of town, and it should not be approached under any circumstances."

"Our hearts go out to you in this time of fear and uncertainty."

"Walk."

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"We can do this together."

"He then held the sand with both soft palms and felt four hands, like one of those foreign gods, or radioactive four-armed deer that seem to be attracted to the new StrexCorp distribution center."