helllo

woah hey slow down ladies, theres enough of me to go around, aha…*is being violently dismembered by a pack of beasts*

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

going to a [remembers i don't want to doxx myself] non local [realises even revealing the event might be enough] nothing [remembers lying is bad] i mean something today

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like