Gnarly

I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

i have learned not to disrespect pasta

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

It’s not Sunday unless you waste the whole day and feel grumpy about it at 8 p.m.

reblog to save a life

I wanna get to a point where no one knows anything about me except that I’m hot and full of love

I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good” like it didn’t smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said “it’s sharpie”

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.