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FUKING MOST BEAUTIFUL POST IVE EVER SEEN DEAR FUCKING CHRIST BLESS

since leaving ohio a lot of people have told me “oh! ive never been to ohio before!” well unless you like bad weather and a shit ton of corn youre not missing much

I feel like this post is a good way to find the ohioans. Speaking of which, if you absolutely HAVE to go to ohio (why?) do not go to youngstown.

ahh Youngstown, it’s been too long.

I’m looking at the muses from Hercules 

and THATS the gospel truth

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

LOOOVE IT 

Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out with the trash.

That person fucking lied to you.

my cousin used to work in a hospital that provided abortions and the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME 

Making out with a person for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where they were and tasting their lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

This had always been my favorite

Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.

voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”

“waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children”

“my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too.”

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand