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Do you think you'll say weird things while on dental anesthetics?

this is my fear

as a teenager I had this immense fear I would be put under anesthesia and then be out of it and say something about being gay to my mother and the thought has terrified me for almost a decade

we shall see I guess

weirdsimsstuff

I recently discovered that when I'm really tired, I sometimes enter a state in which I will say anything and everything that's on my mind. With no filter. And I barely remember anything about it afterwards

It's happened twice now, the first time I pronounced - dead serious - that I felt connected to a extreme right wing politician in my country, showed my roommate a nude picture of the guy, and then proceeded to quote his speeches in extreme detail

Naturally, I felt terrified it would happen again and I would start spilling secrets or something. Luckily, the second time I only went on a fifteen minute rant about how proud I was she brushes her teeth for two full minutes every evening.

So I think maybe the human brain is more busy with bullshit than secrets

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I used to find the whole historian "and they were roommates" thing completely ridiculous. Like, why would you continue to erase queer identities even after these people passed away

But now that I have a close friendship with another woman for the first time, it kind of makes sense? Like- we cry together in our kitchen, talk deep into the night, we cuddle every night on the couch, sleep in the same bed occasionally, and struggle to be apart for longer than 24 hours.

So now I get why a straight historian would read Emily Dickinson's "And I do love to run fast — and hide away from them all; here in dear Susie’s bosom, I know is love and rest, and I never would go away" and go: that seems perfectly platonic

#emily dickinson #dickinson #wlw #sapphic #and they were roommates #also emily was on to something #boobs really are the most comfortable place to rest your head

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It's a week till Purim so I want to know:

Do You know what Purim is?

Yes I know exactly what it is (I'm Jewish)

Yes I know exactly what it is (I'm not Jewish)

I have a pretty good idea, but don't know all that I should (Jewish)

I have a pretty good idea, but don't know all that I should (not Jewish)

I know its a Jewish holiday but not much/nothing else

I've heard the word before but didn't know it was Jewish

I've never heard of this before this poll.

Voting ended onMar 6, 2023

as always reblog widely so we can see how Purim aware Tumblr is.

weirdsimsstuff

I could swear I heard this name before, but I couldn't find out what I knew it from.

I looked it up and I have a suspicion that I've celebrated this holiday when I was younger without knowing.

I have a memory of me, my brother and my cousins all dressing up and going to some sort of theater event. My brother was a cop and I think I was a princess, even though I wanted to be knight.

Anyway, they played out the story of Esther, which I was familiar with because I was raised christian. And I was handed some sort of rattle (?) and everytime Haman was mentioned in the story, everyone went completely bananas. Everyone was booing the guy and the rattles (?) made A LOT of noise and it was a lot of fun.

I'd never been to such an event, but everyone else there seemed to know exactly what was going on. I've always wondered what that was about.

#I image searched the rattle and it's LITERALLY called a Purim Gragger #come to think of it; my uncle's jewish #we also celebrated a lot of holidays with him #my favorite jewish holiday was the feast of tabernacles #or the one with the AMAZING donut-like pastries filled with jam

I was visiting the Sistine Chapel with my Latin class and our teacher had a microphone that was connected to all of our headsets. After he told the history of the paintings, he paused, brought the microphone closer and went: "If you look at the woman at the lower left of that painting, you'll see why I know for sure that Michelangelo was gay. There's no way that man has seen a woman naked and painted THAT as boobs. That's just a man's torso with two gobs attached to it."

And he's RIGHT

#michelangelo #renaissance art #sistine chapel #art #gay michelangelo confirmed

hellsite-hungergames

I am bored and I want to bake something but I don't know what

weirdsimsstuff

How about the body of Christ

hellsite-hungergames

Is this supposed to mean the actual body of christ or bread

weirdsimsstuff

I meant bread but now I'm curious how you'd bake the actual body of christ

To be fair, I did assume you work in a church so I suppose there might be a piece of christ around somewhere

#I believe there's like 7 foreskins of jesus #your church must have something of jesus #maybe his little toe

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I am bored and I want to bake something but I don't know what

weirdsimsstuff

How about the body of Christ

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How do you pronounce the word Gif?

Gif, with a hard G sound, like gift

Jif, with a J sound, like the peanut butter brand

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

weirdsimsstuff

Obviously the G has to sound like you're about to throw up: xɪf

#IPA

I've always hated coffee and I've always been convinced that everyone that likes it is under some kind of weird coffee spell. I now know I'm right.

I was really excited about eating two tiny chocolate donuts today. They are very cute and very tiny and they are also very frozen, so I have to microwave them. I don't trust microwaves, because I'm scared they'll explode, but the tiny donuts are worth it. So I put it in the microwave for 20 seconds and waited.

THE MICROWAVE FUCKING ELECTROCUTED THE LITTLE DONUT- THERE WAS A TINY LIGHTNING BOLT IN MY MICROWAVE!!!

I tried to rescue it, but the tiny donut was already too far gone. When I threw it away, I saw a weird brown liquid on the plate. Guess what. IT TASTED LIKE COFFEE

COFFEE TASTES LIKE DEAD TINY DONUTS

#coffee #tiny donuts #donuts #all hail the fallen donut #microwave #microwaves are scary af

I recently joined Tumblr and it's like walking into a crowd of people that are all friends and have inside jokes and produce a lot of chaos

I've been permanently confused since I joined but it's too cosy here to leave

What are you guys doing to me

#vanilla extract #????? what #benedict cabbagepatch #delaware #tumblr polls #why are there so many polls

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