Cat-astrophic human

I hope this gets a million notes

I have never felt so close to Anna Kendrick until now

she looks like a lost kitten 

I love Ron so much

i cant stop laughing help

#DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I HAVE WOKEN TO FIND A FACE INCHES FROM MINE #STARING #ENDLESSLY STARING #AND BEEN LIKE ‘DON’T SCREAM IT CAME FROM YOUR WOMB THIS IS YOUR WOMB NUGGET’

if I ever have children I am forever calling them my womb nugget

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

i can hear english people tearing up in the distance

THIS. SO MUCH. omg omg yes

THIIIS!

Hey if y’all were wondering what to get me for Christmas…

I’m more excited for the Carmilla Christmas special than Christmas itself…