dean canonically being against the death sentence is so funny. local man whose job is literally killing living beings that are capable of complex thought and morality when they step out of line or even for merely existing is against the death penalty.

tfw’s dynamic would be so much better if sam and cas responded to dean’s jokes and insults like, at all

sam just stares sternly at him when dean calls him a nerd and cas develops terminally miette syndrome if dean says anything rude to him. this is STUPID and boring and makes no sense. three guys who have known each other for years and they don’t snipe back? do you know how easy it would be for sam to take dean’s phone and hold it above his head and say go on try to reach it you short bitch. do you need to put your high-heel boots on first? do you want me to get you a step ladder? where is cas’ “at least I don’t look like a lumberjack” energy when dean says something stupid. oh sorry mr ken doll I was busy healing infants of brain cancer but yes your problems take priority. dean always being the funniest guy in the room SUCKS it’s stale bread with no butter on it. give me some flavour

and dean is soooo bad at comebacks. he is the easiest man on earth to dunk on. you could just repeat his own words back at him in a stupid voice and he’d get so mad he’d leave the room. instant Ws for all involved

i hope when misha collins ao3 finally drops that there no spn on it. havent figured out what i want him to write yet but i hope there not even a single mention of any cw television property.

i hope that misha collins is writing bnha's erasermic and having the time of his life with it.

how are you going to be deancrit when he is in love. when he's a guy in love with an uncanny other being with five heads and a thousand eyes, hm? and they have children together?

and he can't help loving and hating his mother? and he doesn't know it but he wants his dad dead so bad? how are you going to be deancrit when his little brother is also his kid and a stranger and they have never met each other? he didn't die closeted at forty for this

the rest of the internet vainly attempting to reclaim tumblr is so embarrassing omg it is not being revived!!!!! girl if you wanted to be here you would be here move on

the “feminine urge” meme set us back 9 million years. people just unironically posting shit like ‘the feminine urge to do the dishes and submit to my man. and have no financial independence and have glass bones and paper skin-’ like girl oh my godddd take it to the christianmingle dms stop making me read this corny shit out in the open

I’ve never seen no shit like that until this specific post. Idk who ur following but I only see ones like the feminine urge to destroy a civilization

if someone gave sam winchester a copy of my year of rest and relaxation what then

in my mind palace sam is constantly a bad day away from becoming a girl interrupted fiona apple soft pink pinterest aesthetic bitch

when i say that sam and gabriel were absolutely doing rituals back in seasons 2 and 3 im not doing media analysis or anything i’m just knowing, perceiving, and passing on the truth

i dont “ship” sabriel i just understand on an intrinsic level that 1. sam WAS flirting back when he thought gabriel was just a gay little janitor and 2. you dont trap people in time loops if youre not psychosexually obsessed with them

spn is fundamentally about putting some guys in the pear wiggler

half of my mutuals I'm like actively in their lap and then the other half I have like a professional relationship with but like if every board meeting was full of homoerotic tension

watching supernatural gives you exclusive access to mental illnesses that won’t hit the public market until 2024

lilo and stitch record player scene but it’s claire and jack