Sammy

violets are blue

Seokjin: Hello, sir... *makes eye contact* Howard you doing

Taehyung’s brain: touch his chin

Taehyung: why

We have been so conditioned to be used to assfuckery by Jin cutting his own hair, Yeontan peeing on Yoongi’s hat, Hoseok constantly trying to make out with anything that has a pulse, and maknae line tomfoolery. 

Seokjin: the shitposter blog. Blog has no theme, tags are all over the place, doesn’t have an about. Will write a textpost saying that he touched an avocado and got startled by its slimy texture and he screamed. the textpost will end up getting 27k notes and will appear on your dash at least once everyday

Yoongi: the lurker blog. barely ever reblogs anything. but you’ll see him in your activity bc he’ll literally like ten of your posts in a row. sometimes though, he’ll get bold and will unleash a comment (or two) on a post. if you reply back to his comment, expect more interaction from him. he might even tag you in posts. doesn’t know how to utilize the tags and will add a caption to whatever he now reblogs. 

Hobi: the cool astro blog. knows a lot about astrology and has some great posts. will open his inbox once a week for questions and will get 100+ asks. has great readings but will get pissy if someone asks him a trivial question like ‘what does an aries moon mean’ and will direct them to his faq. sends cute messages to his fellow astro mutuals. does not like myers briggs or other personality tests bc astro is the only truth.

Namjoon: the discourse blog.  has an opinion about everything and anything.  tumblr is his personal diary.will write deep posts analyzing song lyrics.  reblogs pictures of a crab and adds deep tags about life and happiness  to it. will hijack a post and make it into phil 101 

Jimin: the mutual-lover blog. has many, many mutuals. and loves every single one (and they all love him back). will send his mutuals cute asks to remind them about how much he adores them. will play cute ask games with his followers. will use too many crying emojis in his tags when re blogging pics of his fav. if he ever gets anon hate, 3405 mutuals will spam his inbox with messages threatening the anon. 

Taehyung: the cool aes blog. has the coolest theme ever. makes amazing moodboards. draws his own icon and takes requests to draw others’ icons too. posts pictures of pretty places he’s been to. drops a selfie and gets 3k notes on it. 

yoongi: first of all, choosing favorites is rude

yoongi:

yoongi: but if you’d ask, jimin is actually my favorite

Cas: *rips away paper to reveal “Dean” above dying*

Dean, nodding: Myself.