Slowbros Before Hoes

The pretentious man writing my life: this is what drove him crazy about her, her wildness, her insanity. One moment she was peaceful, the artist in her nest - the next, she dived into chaos, dined on it, challenged it. Just when he thought he understood her, she moved to again rewrite her definition, always unknowable, always glittering like the ocean, hinting at a story yet untold, laughing at a joke not meant for him, her eyes twinkling with secrets and humor and the otherworldly feminine. She was surrounded by color, loved it so much she tried to pour it inside of her, tried to poison herself with it, tried to paint even her organs. He wanted to kiss her, to entangle that art into his own skin - but the moment was passed. She was again order, peace. The chaos ceased. He didn’t even get to touch her boobies.

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also this thread is open to anyone

A very small boi enters

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

A pocket sized boy

these are the only 2 pictures of little gray in the mgs wiki and honestly, theyre the only pics that matter

To battle! (via Emma_The_Ward)

Dissatisfied with Warriors of the Wind, Miyazaki adopted a strict “no-edits” clause for further foreign releases of Studio Ghibli’s films. On hearing Miramax co-chairman Harvey Weinstein would attempt to edit Princess Mononoke to make it more marketable, Toshio Suzuki sent an authentic katana with a simple message: “No cuts”.