La Lechuga del Diablo

working at a dispensary is funny. guy came in and asked for "weed for guys" and i said "what do you mean" and then he just apologized and left

working at a dispensary is funny. guy came in and asked for "weed for guys" and i said "what do you mean" and then he just apologized and left

a vampire. putting BLOOD! in the bong! instead of water.

you go to fancy old Manor. And there are attractive people in expensive-looking clothing sitting in a bong rotation. And u go to join them. And they pass it to u. And it’s only then that u see what’s in the bong!!!! (Blood) (there isn’t water in the bong) (they arevampires) (there is Blood in the bong (instead of water) because they are all vampires)

in the bong.

please stop trying to sell me weed over tumblr

you go to the cannabis dispensary and ask the ethereal budtender to surprise you with something fun and fruity and they pull out 6.9 grams of a strain who’s name is your entire first middle and last name and your date of birth

baby bongle

Smoking that goo goo gaa gaa

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

thats not a bong thats a bing