wee pecker

Wow. You seriously need to back the fuck up. I COULD tell you what inspires me to punch you in the face though?

You know I have been trying to think of this, and it’s taken me a while, so good question!!! I’m sure I smiled some as a baby when I was given a bath (though usually that was my mom’s job, occasionally daddy would do it).

But as a conscious adult: the first time I can think of was the first time I went skinny dipping. I was on staff at a summer camp, and it was after the campers had all gone home. The staff was left for a few days to clean up and shut down everything. It was an all boys camp, so all of the staff (save the nurse) were guys. 

On the next to the last day, some of the boys had talked about wanting to go swimming one last time that night after dinner. All of the leaders had wanted to close everything down (though the pool never got drained until the end of the summer when the weather turned).

Two other teenagers and myself “snuck in” (and I use that term lightly, b/c it wasn’t hard to jump over a fence) after lights were shut down around 9:30 p.m.  Being one of the lifeguards that summer, I knew that you couldn’t see anyone in the pool area from the road if you didn’t dive in or splash around a lot. Now keep in mind, I was a VERY straight laced boy and this was probably THE worst thing I had ever done until that point. But I loved swimming. 

So after we got up to the pool deck, the other boys said “why don’t we skinny dip?” Long story short, it was so that we wouldn’t have to worry about drying anything off except ourselves and our hair if we had to get out of there fast. Dumb thinking as I look back on it, but it was ok at the time. So I finally agreed to do it. 

There was never anything sexual about this experience. But I remember laughing some at some stupid “how long can you hold your breath?” type games. (Keep in mind, we were only 15) We didn’t get caught, and the other boys left after about 30 mins or so. 

I stayed behind and swam around naked for about another hour. I had never been in a pool naked before. (I know, seems odd to me now).