Can I borrow your pencil?

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena

this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old

THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!

happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖

date of origin: April 18, 2021

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

why are you, as a man, showing up early for work?

“Rise and grind?” What are you grinding on? Cock?

early bird gets the "worm?"

Maybe a little too eager to please your manager… hoping for something more?

ohh... you're a hustler, eh?

what do you even need all that money for? to take men on dates?

“just thought i’d come in early” come in what? another man?

YES >:(

Some days it’s definitely like that.

Writes “WHORE” on my bathroom mirror in lipstick but as an affirmation