Live, be happy, let the rest take care of itself.

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

You never know how long you can hold a fart in until you’re in a new relationship.

We shouldve stayed single cell organisms

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

Don’t. I felt this way too, in my twenties, but you know what? I began transitioning at 30. I went back to grad school at 32. I’m living my best life, and while I’m a little behind the curve compared to some of my classmates on some things, I’m also so far ahead of them on others. You need follow nobody’s schedule but your own. Life is hard and the world isn’t doing any of us favors. Be kind to yourself, and remember that you still have plenty of time. The only difference between starting now and 5 or 10 years earlier is now you have more experience.

I needed to hear this so badly

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense