probably procrastinating

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

panic! at the deadline

u know how the moon looks so good irl but looks terrible in every pic… me but without looking good irl

i dont need a date i need cash

what happened to old zealand

*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?

me @ myself: why is she doing this to herself

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

me whenever more than 5 customers enter my store: fuck we are under attack

i mean i know i’m unlovable but a girl can dream right