No recall or intervention can work in this place.

I love how in the Dark Souls universe there's just some. fuckin. predetermined generational pact with the pale demons to act as an undead taxi service whenever transportation between mountain cities is requred. this is never explained in any way shape or form throughout the series and does not have any specific lore relevance. they are hostile in every other context. no npc seems to be even the slightest bit bothered by this. the demon taxi is eternal

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

meteoric rise in dragongirls as of late, is the realm in peril?

The realm is in better standings than ever, on account of the dragongirls

Draw an unconventional witch’s familiar.

i. i need to commission someone . now.

wh…WHAT!!!! WHAAATTTT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT !!!??????

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !