A question that sometimes drives me hazy

drunk driving IS cringe unless youre doing it sexually like as a fetish?

people: omg how are you single????

The reason I'm immune to bullying is bc nobody could ever roast me as bad as my mom. I showed her my new car and she sent me this

Look at what The fuck this woman got me for xmas

Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.

This wiki article is hilariously salty

STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?

Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:

There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.

MILF

ok but have you ever seen a parked blimp?

they are absolutely not supposed to do this btw, this happened because of unexpected wind conditions. blimps are intended to be docked horizontally. It’s still quite a sight to see.

(deep breath of pedantic annoyance at special interest)

DON’T let airships do this!!! ITS NOT CUTE OR FUNNY

man. remember early in the pandemic, shortly into the telework phase, when a lot of women started vocalizing “wow, i didnt realize just how much time, energy, and even money i was wasting on dolling myself up for work every damn morning, until i didn’t have to do it anymore. i don’t think i’ll go back to doing that when we return to the office? i won’t be a slob or anything, of course, i’m just not going to go out of my way to look pretty at work"  and then,

some ladies were like “during lockdown, i saw myself in the mirror without makeup much more often, and got used to it, so now i don’t feel as anxious for others to see me without makeup on either. i’m comfortable with the face i have, it’s fine just the way it is”