The Weakest Link

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

hold on

wheres winnie the pooh

i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat

Men lick each others balls

Is this a fact or a command?

Yes

Item: tiny car powered by cat food

gay men really do just bond by showing each other their dicks

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

More dudes should play with their nipples

More dudes should play with each other's nipples