Relax, darling

I’m gonna call it and if any of it is true, you know you saw it here first!

1) Episode 7 Evolution: There’s a scene where Darkseid uses his energy pod capsule/chamber thingy powered by a metahuman. That metahuman has 3 dots on his cheek aka freckles even if it is a milli-second glimpse. Go rewind to that part if you can and you’ll spot it. I’m guessing it COULD be Wally. Because 1) Wally has freckles (laaameeee) 2) Wally’s body is able to regenerate and heal by itself because he’s a speedster and speedsters tend to have massive potential energy. Tada.

2) Tim and Cassie break up. Tim ends up with Spoiler. Spoiler takes up Bat Girl’s mantle by the end of the season. Just sayin’.

3) Jason, Damian and Jon Kent are all glorified Easter eggs. They’re never gonna be seen again. (NOOOOO I DO NOT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN!)

4) The first letter of each episode spells out Anti-Life Equation. I smell Darkseidddddd. He’s been after that anti-life equation thing for a long long time. And Darkseid = keeping Wally as hostage for spare fuel = Wally could be alive = Outsiders gotta travel to Apokolips to retrieve him

5) Princess Tara = Terra. Too obvious. And it’s already Canon.

6) Lady Shiva = Orphan’s Mother. Orphan betrays them (wild Guess) but ends up being a double agent.

7) Ooh OOH during that baby superheroes play date episode, someone hinted to Roy about his unconventional relationship with Artemis (as in she’s the aunt to his Daughter and weirdly they’re staying together so they must be together together) and Roy has the same reaction as all of us, which is beyond mortified. And we all know Artemis is still hung up on Wally. I think it’s a hint to Wally’s return.

8) They gonna kill off Dr Jace. Ok just kill her off already. She is bloody annoying. That’s why they’re building up her relationship with Jefferson (why on this earth would the Writers think we even care about these two? Their screen time could have been used for better storytelling and more compelling characters). That’s why we’re forced to see them in bed together and it’s almost the same thing as poking our eyes out and washing with salt. And when Lobo tried to kill Forager, stupid doctor Jace had to step in front of Brion and go all “My prince! My kids! I gotta save them!” shit when she fully well knows she’s only a bloody human whereas Brion can protect himself with his lava powers and Violet has her renegerating capabilities. Like move woman, just leave the screen. I dun wanna see u anymore.

Ok these are my predictions for now and they’re all over the place cos there are just too many characters to focus on. YJ really tryna go big and not go home at all. Will add to the list along the way!