would be leaguer material

Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

It’s 2020 and I’ve reconsidered my stance on being abducted by the fae

did you guys know that the robot genre of science fiction sprung up as a critique of the way in which industrialization reduced workers to taking up monotonous, unskilled factory jobs in order to earn profit, jobs which in turn alienated them from their own humanity? did you know that the theory of the alienation of the self under capitalistic mode of production is a core principle of marxism? did you know that robot itself comes from a czech playwright who, for a science fiction play, coined the word as a derivative of the czech term robota, meaning forced labor? did you know that the robot genre is rooted in anti-capitalist sentiment?

I was in this play !!! it’s called rossum’s universal robots by Karel Čapek and it was super communist in ways our director did not explore with us at all👀👀

i would kill to be a fly on the wall when they explain what a kpop stan is to donald trump

I'm a simple girl, is it too much to ask for a broody handsome suitor to stroll across a field, in the morning fog at dawn, to tell me that I've bewitched them body and soul, and that they love me and never wish to be parted from me from that day on.

I’m a modern woman and all, but the minute you stick an early 1800s love story with dancing and chaste flirtation and dashing men in their regency era clothing in front of me I am fucking GONE

I think somebody should warn kids that whatever their favorite piece of media is when they're 12 will become an integral part of who they are as a person so they can choose wisely

I read artemis fowl I'm one of the lucky ones but the lack of warning is how we get 30 y/o's with hogwarts houses in their bios

You turn 13 and your personality is locked onto the road you're taking and whether or not you'll be an insufferable person as an adult hinges entirely on if you had good taste when you were 12