*/ BOY OR WEAPON ?

DAVID MAZOUZ & CAMREN BICONDOVA as Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle

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❛ 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖙 𝖊𝖞𝖊, 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖕 𝖊𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖙𝖔 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖆 𝖒𝖆𝖓. 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖎𝖉 𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖇𝖆𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘, 𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝕴'𝖒 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖒 . ❜

𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐖𝐍𝐙𝐎𝐅𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐌 is an indie semi-selective Multimuse roleplay blog of The Many Hellspawns of gotham villians and heroes alike. Written by Evan (20 - HE/HIM ) Minors DNI.

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐝 || 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆.

Gotham s3e14:  The Court of Owls has a Tea Party

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don’t want to make things too easy for you.

you of all people should know, there’s nothing so cruel as memory.

sometimes you need to brace yourself for disappointment.

your presence creates these animals.

you know there’s only one way to stop me.

you’re right, i think i chipped a nail back there.

do they even have manners where he comes from?

i know you don’t feel like answering me, it’s the only way to catch who did this.

that doesn’t sound good.

this is not a time for negotiation.

oh you’re getting too predictable.

that loser didn’t stand a chance.

i thought you were dead.

you know, you almost had me scared back there!

today is not a good day to push me.

it’s sad, really. makes me feel like you don’t care to see the good side of me.

i am sorry i doubted you.

it’s what you taught me, do the right thing, that’s all that matters.

hold still, you wanker!

ooh, aren’t you scary.

you married because you were scared of dying alone.

figured you could use my help.

you’re afraid of being forgotten—and you will be forgotten.

no hostages. no surrender.

well, as you can see, no one is untouchable.

listen to me carefully, when they open the door, do not panic. stay close to me.

i’d like to thank my fans for their undying support.

i was determined to prove him wrong.

i learn from my mistakes, do you?

you ever wonder if you’re the reason this city’s so messed up?

you’re not going anywhere, old man.

i think you’re so busy playing hero you’ve forgotten what it’s like for the rest of us.

you’re old, you’re predictable, and you never stood a chance.

now look at what you’ve done!

i’m coming for you.

can i get you anything?

tell me, what are you really scared of?

please don’t hurt me.

answers don’t give you everlasting satisfaction

does that outfit help bury your feelings, hiding your true self?

i’m done taking orders from you.

i’ll let you help me find my socks if you keep this up.

by my count, there are still nine more ribs i can break.

we need to talk.

no one’s who you think they are.

as you can see, i’m looking much better.

i have a question for you.

what a blabbermouth! spoiling the surprise!

me? it was your plan, ya goofy clown!

oh, isn’t that cute?

who do you see when you look at me?

what happened? you used to put up a fight.

it’s this city, there’s something wrong with it.

how can you even joke about that?

you’ve never let me capture you this easily.

be quiet.

am i getting to you?

i’ve seen worse.

you will bring death to all who follow you.

what a pretty name.

there’s nothing wrong with you.

who do you think you’re talking to?

even after everything you’ve done, i would have saved you.

i don’t want to work with you.

how many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice?

i’m sorry about that.

he’s no better than the creep who killed your parents.

you are the product of everything you fear.

if you’re caught in that blast, you will die!

by the end of tonight, i will be a hero. just like you.

that’s much nicer.

like my new uniform? it’s hot right?

you can’t beat me this time.

ooh, that’s gotta hurt!

i still have a trick or two up my sleeve.

that’s what i like about you.

you need to learn to shut up.

nicely done! you deserve a prize!

why fight it?

i want you dead.

you’ve been a good friend.

i have nothing left to live for.

i’ve got your scent.

do not lie to me.

what are you talking about?

stop me once and for all!

wee! great night for a party.

you need us just as much as we need you.

oh, this is beautiful!

there’s plenty wrong with me.

you’re better than this.

you won’t get away with this!

can’t wait to return the favor.

you might learn that we’re not so different.

i’ll always be here to stop you.

you want to know what i want now?

now you want to talk?

you are in my world now.

if you try to stop me, i guarantee everyone will know your secret.

i will not in good conscience allow you to go.

we’re going to have some fun now!

i’m surprised he didn’t kill you.

every decision you’ve ever made ends with death and misery.

i may never get the chance to tell you this.

you’re ruining my big night!

it’s been a long rivalry, but this is the only way it could end.

i was wondering what would break first—your spirit, or your body.

i eat punks like these for breakfast.

you are beginning to impress me.

i want answers, damn it!

is that it then? we’re not as good as you?

that reminds me, i really need to get some new shoes.

what have i got to be afraid of?!

my father hated me, he always called me a moron.

that’s not fair!

you really should learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut.

do you want to know something funny?

you seem distressed, anything you could use my help with?

why spoil the fun?

you took longer than i expected.

don’t ever try to get in my head again.

i just need to ask you some questions.

you don’t have anything to offer.

this old man looks like he’s gonna pee himself!

let’s see if you can keep up with me!

you just can’t get through your thick skull!

take a seat in my office.

having a little trouble up there?

gotta say, i thought you’d last longer.

i guess learning is a lot to ask from you, meat-for-brains.

i feel i should thank you.

you are in over your head and i don’t want this to be your end.

i think i’m looking better than ever.

i’m fine.

gotta go! i’ve got a party to arrange.

sorry to disappoint you, it’s just little ol’ me.

do you think i’m taking advice from some guy who’s never even been in a fight?

i thought i told you to stay quiet!

it will be my legacy.

we have much to discuss.

you okay?

seeing as how i’m feeling generous, i’ll give you this one for free!

do you know what i’m thinking right now?

have you ever considered that all this is your fault?

you are all experiencing fear in anticipation of some specific pain or danger.

are you cheating?

you had to spoil everything, didn’t you?

i’m here to help you.

this place is dangerous… i like it!

what the hell is happening down there?

you’ll never beat me.

we’re not all as strong as you.

do you hear that? sounds like eight tiny reindeer.

all your sacrifices and yet you are the one to blame!

is your mind playing tricks on you… or am i?

why should i care?

so we both die. i’m fine with that.

without fear, life is meaningless!

you are a truly extraordinary specimen.

i’ve trained my mind to feel no pain.

you ever wonder how things got to be so bad here?

was that the answer you wanted?

i want what i paid for.

you’re dead and buried, darling.

lighten up. i’m just messing with ya.

i’m gonna enjoy teaching you some manners!

i didn’t need your help.

you’re not a hero. you’re a despot.

come on, kid, this way.

see, you can be nice.

i can take anything you throw at me.

what the hell are you supposed to be?

oh, i don’t have a lot of friends.

you’re not safe here.

are you happy now?

since when have you been all about reading, anyway?

you’ve become what you’ve always fought against.

i look forward to breaking you.

you’ve gotten so used to the power, you think you’re better than everyone.

let’s start the party with a bang!

Gotham Parallels: “514A” and Isabella Books were important to both of them; they each deliberately disguised themselves to look like the “original”; and they both seemed to enjoy romance by picking up where the “original” left off.  If Dr.Strange created one clone, why not others? If he created “Fake Bruce”, why not “Fake Kristen”?

‘  you’re  are  depraving  some  village  of  their  idiot .  ’

‘  i  miss you .  i  miss  you  every  day  that  i’m  not  with  you .  ’

‘  i  didn’t  think  it  was  possible  to  miss  a  person  this  much .  ’

‘  if  you  love  music  then  you’re  in  the  right  place .  ’

‘  the  ties  that  bind  you  together  make  you  stronger  than  you  are  alone .  ’

‘  i  can’t  just  call  him  in  the  afterlife  and  be  like ,  ‘ can  you  please  stop  playing  tennis  with  hitler  for  a  moment  and  take  a  quick  call ? ’  ’

‘  get  up .  we’re  going  to  save  the  world .  ’

‘  it’s  not  spandex ,  it’s  leather .  and  you  used  to  like  it .  a  lot ,  if  i  recall .  ’

‘  we  can  accomplish  anything  when  we  accept  responsibility  together .  this  is  what  creates  trust .  ’

‘  you  never  know  when  to  stop ,  do  you ?  ’

‘  you  got  enough  material  for  your  sequel  yet ?  ’

‘  i  bet  you’re  loving  this ,  hm ?  the  team  at  it’s  best .  it’s  just  like  old  times .  ’

‘  he  hated  children  too  and  he  had  plenty  of  us .  ’

‘  if  you  believe  in  yourself ,  just  once ,  great  things  are  gonna  happen  for  you .  ’

‘  i  know  that  i  let  you  down ,  but  i  could  do  anything  for  you .  ’

‘  you  know ,  i  liked  you  a  lot  better  before  you  got  laid .  ’

‘  oh  yeah ,  it  is  your  skirt .  i  found  it  in  your  room .  it’s  a  little  dated ,  but  it’s  very  breathy  on  the …  bits .  ’

‘  you’re  the  most  important  person  in  the  world  to  me .  ’

‘  best .  funeral .  ever !  ’

‘  sometimes  men  are  unredeemable  shits .  ’

‘  we  were …  we  were  just  kids .  little  kids .  ’

‘  we  all  came  home .  since  we’re  here ,  we  might  as  well  save  the  world .  ’

‘  i’ve  decided  you’re  the  only  one  i  can  trust .  ’

‘  if  you’re  raised  to  believe  that  nothing  about  you  is  special ,  if  the  benchmark  is  extraordinary ,  what  do  you  do  if  you’re  not ?  ’

‘  eternal  peace  is  probably  overrated .  ’

‘  we  all  wanted  to  be  loved  by  a  man  incapable  of  giving  love .  ’

‘  one  grows  used  to  things ,  even  if ,  sometimes  one  shouldn’t .  ’

‘  look ,  you  wanna  pay  your  respects ?  go  ahead .  but  at  least  be  honest  about  the  kind  of  man  he  was .  ’

‘  you  of  all  people  should  be  on  my  side .  he  had  to  send  you  a  million  miles  away .  that’s  how  much  he  couldn’t  stand  the  sight  of  you .  ’

‘  i  feel  like  we  should  stop  him ,  but  then  again  i  also  just  kinda  wanna  see  what  happens .  ’

‘  you  make  me  want  to  wake  up  each  day  and  you’re  in  my  dreams  every  night .  ’

‘  you  also  told  me  that  licking  a  nine  volt  battery  would  give  me  pubes .  ’

‘  i’m  just  gonna  go  murder  mom ,  i’ll  be  right  back .  ’

‘  last  time  we  tried  to  stop  it ,  we  all  died .  what  makes  this  time  any  different ?  ’

‘  we  actually  have  the  chance  of  saving  the  lives  of  billions  of  people .  ’

‘  it  wasn’t  his  fault  ‘cause  he  was  ridiculously  high ,  right ?  and  the  girl ,  she  thought  he  was  a  furry …  ’

‘  i  think  maybe  you’re  the  only  person  who  really  knows  who  i  am  and  still  likes  me  anyway .  ’

‘  you  don’t  get  to  blame  your  problems  on  anyone  but  yourself .  ’

‘  we  didn’t  choose  this  life .  we’re  just  living it .  ’

‘  than  christ  he’s  not  our  real  father ,  so  we  couldn’t  inherit  those  cold ,  dead  eyes .  ’

‘  you  don’t  have  to  apologize  just  for  existing .  ’

‘  when  something  seems  to  perfect ,  it’s  usually  anything  but .  ’

‘  all  the  what - if’s  start  to  haunt  you .  ’

‘  i’m  done  playing  their  games .  i’m  ready  for  a  change .  ’

‘  i  would  love  to  play  cops  and  robbers ,  wear  a  mask ,  and  feel  important ,  but  guess  what ?  recess  is  over .  it’s  grown - up  time .  ’

‘  we  have  a  great  job .  the  best  job .  we  got  it  made ,  asshole .  ’

‘  people  still  don’t  take  me  seriously .  i  wanna  be  numb  again .  ’

‘  i  stayed  because  the  world  needed  me .  ’

‘  at  least  i  make  my  own  decisions .  ’

‘  i  have  been  left  out  of  everything  for  as  long  as  i  can  remember .  ’

‘  nowhere  to  go .  no  way  to  change .  ’

‘  but  now ,  i  know  nothing  in  my  life  was  real .  so  i’m  starting  over .  ’

‘  you  do  whatever  it  takes  to  survive .  or  you  die .  ’

‘  i  don’t  belong  anywhere ,  thanks  to  you !  you  made  me  a  killer !  ’

‘  i’ve  done  unimaginable  things ,  things  you  couldn’t  even  comprehend ,  just  to  get  back  here  and  save  you .  ’

‘  she  needs  our  help  and  we  can’t  do  that  if  she’s  locked  in  a  cage .  ’

‘  i  mean ,  it  must  be  scary .  terrifying ,  really .  to  discover  that  you  can  do  something  that  you  never  thought  you  could  do .  ’

‘  it’s  not  difficult  to  accept ,  it’s  impossible  to  accept !  ’

‘  what  are  you  still  doing  here ?  we’re  trying  to  have  a  serious  conversation .  ’

‘  what’s  going  on  with  you ?  and  don’t  tell  me  everything  is  alright  because  i  saw  you  in  there .  you  were  crying  like  a  baby .  ’

‘  you  saved  my  life !  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  them  to  see  me  like  this .  besides ,  you  know ,  i’d  just  hold  them  back .  ’

‘  how  about  we  ask  him  after  we  kill  him ?  ’

‘  maybe  they’ll  brood  each  other  to  death .   ’

‘  you’re  a  real  sick  bastard .  ’

‘  would  you  stop  it ?  why  are  you  putting  this  shit  in  your  body ?  ’

‘  he  must  have  been  a  very  special  person  to  put  up  with  your  weird - ass  shit .  ’

‘  you  were  my  greatest  disappointment .  you  only  scratched  the  surface  of  what  you  were  capable  of .  ’

‘  i  lost  someone .  the  only …  the  only  person  i’ve  ever  truly  loved  more  than  myself .  ’

‘  you  know ,  before  you  kill  him ,  you  might  want  to  hear  what  he  has  to  say .  ’

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the second episode of Anne With An E. change & alter as needed.

“What if he’s lying dead in a ditch?”

“The only thing to do now is to wait.”

“Come along inside. We’ll put the kettle on.”

“It certainly sounds like you’re moving up in the world.”

“I’d rather be beautiful, but you can’t have everything.”

“They didn’t feed you this morning?”

“Don’t get up! You’re injured!”

“I am not a thief.”

“I’ve got a train to catch.”

“I’ve come to take you home.”

“I am my own family now, and I am all I need.”

“Well, it certainly took you long enough to fetch her!”

“Just come down when you’re ready.”

“So, you’re lazy, and a snoop.”

“Why would I care what you say to a horse?”

“Careful, or they’ll call you a thief, too.”

“Why anyone would worry over you is a mystery for sure.”

“I’m really glad you’re back, [name].”

“Don’t say that, [name]. I’m sure it’s not true.”

“[Name] wasn’t happy to see me. She didn’t care a whit.”

“I just don’t want to get too attached. Not if it’s all gonna disappear.”

“Glad we didn’t find you in a ditch.”

“No need to be uncharitable.”

“What is the world coming to?”

“I would have been fine on my own!”

“This was my fault. And all that you went through because of it.”

“I don’t believe in calling people names that don’t belong to them.”

“Well, speaking of names… we’d like you to sign this, and take ours.”

“It seems a little perfunctory, don’t you think?”

“I could develop a fondness for this.”

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don’t want to make things too easy for you.

you of all people should know, there’s nothing so cruel as memory.

sometimes you need to brace yourself for disappointment.

your presence creates these animals.

you know there’s only one way to stop me.

you’re right, i think i chipped a nail back there.

do they even have manners where he comes from?

i know you don’t feel like answering me, it’s the only way to catch who did this.

that doesn’t sound good.

this is not a time for negotiation.

oh you’re getting too predictable.

that loser didn’t stand a chance.

i thought you were dead.

you know, you almost had me scared back there!

today is not a good day to push me.

it’s sad, really. makes me feel like you don’t care to see the good side of me.

i am sorry i doubted you.

it’s what you taught me, do the right thing, that’s all that matters.

hold still, you wanker!

ooh, aren’t you scary.

you married because you were scared of dying alone.

figured you could use my help.

you’re afraid of being forgotten—and you will be forgotten.

no hostages. no surrender.

well, as you can see, no one is untouchable.

listen to me carefully, when they open the door, do not panic. stay close to me.

i’d like to thank my fans for their undying support.

i was determined to prove him wrong.

i learn from my mistakes, do you?

you ever wonder if you’re the reason this city’s so messed up?

you’re not going anywhere, old man.

i think you’re so busy playing hero you’ve forgotten what it’s like for the rest of us.

you’re old, you’re predictable, and you never stood a chance.

now look at what you’ve done!

i’m coming for you.

can i get you anything?

tell me, what are you really scared of?

please don’t hurt me.

answers don’t give you everlasting satisfaction

does that outfit help bury your feelings, hiding your true self?

i’m done taking orders from you.

i’ll let you help me find my socks if you keep this up.

by my count, there are still nine more ribs i can break.

we need to talk.

no one’s who you think they are.

as you can see, i’m looking much better.

i have a question for you.

what a blabbermouth! spoiling the surprise!

me? it was your plan, ya goofy clown!

oh, isn’t that cute?

who do you see when you look at me?

what happened? you used to put up a fight.

it’s this city, there’s something wrong with it.

how can you even joke about that?

you’ve never let me capture you this easily.

be quiet.

am i getting to you?

i’ve seen worse.

you will bring death to all who follow you.

what a pretty name.

there’s nothing wrong with you.

who do you think you’re talking to?

even after everything you’ve done, i would have saved you.

i don’t want to work with you.

how many lives will you destroy in pursuit of what you call justice?

i’m sorry about that.

he’s no better than the creep who killed your parents.

you are the product of everything you fear.

if you’re caught in that blast, you will die!

by the end of tonight, i will be a hero. just like you.

that’s much nicer.

like my new uniform? it’s hot right?

you can’t beat me this time.

ooh, that’s gotta hurt!

i still have a trick or two up my sleeve.

that’s what i like about you.

you need to learn to shut up.

nicely done! you deserve a prize!

why fight it?

i want you dead.

you’ve been a good friend.

i have nothing left to live for.

i’ve got your scent.

do not lie to me.

what are you talking about?

stop me once and for all!

wee! great night for a party.

you need us just as much as we need you.

oh, this is beautiful!

there’s plenty wrong with me.

you’re better than this.

you won’t get away with this!

can’t wait to return the favor.

you might learn that we’re not so different.

i’ll always be here to stop you.

you want to know what i want now?

now you want to talk?

you are in my world now.

if you try to stop me, i guarantee everyone will know your secret.

i will not in good conscience allow you to go.

we’re going to have some fun now!

i’m surprised he didn’t kill you.

every decision you’ve ever made ends with death and misery.

i may never get the chance to tell you this.

you’re ruining my big night!

it’s been a long rivalry, but this is the only way it could end.

i was wondering what would break first—your spirit, or your body.

i eat punks like these for breakfast.

you are beginning to impress me.

i want answers, damn it!

is that it then? we’re not as good as you?

that reminds me, i really need to get some new shoes.

what have i got to be afraid of?!

my father hated me, he always called me a moron.

that’s not fair!

you really should learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut.

do you want to know something funny?

you seem distressed, anything you could use my help with?

why spoil the fun?

you took longer than i expected.

don’t ever try to get in my head again.

i just need to ask you some questions.

you don’t have anything to offer.

this old man looks like he’s gonna pee himself!

let’s see if you can keep up with me!

you just can’t get through your thick skull!

take a seat in my office.

having a little trouble up there?

gotta say, i thought you’d last longer.

i guess learning is a lot to ask from you, meat-for-brains.

i feel i should thank you.

you are in over your head and i don’t want this to be your end.

i think i’m looking better than ever.

i’m fine.

gotta go! i’ve got a party to arrange.

sorry to disappoint you, it’s just little ol’ me.

do you think i’m taking advice from some guy who’s never even been in a fight?

i thought i told you to stay quiet!

it will be my legacy.

we have much to discuss.

you okay?

seeing as how i’m feeling generous, i’ll give you this one for free!

do you know what i’m thinking right now?

have you ever considered that all this is your fault?

you are all experiencing fear in anticipation of some specific pain or danger.

are you cheating?

you had to spoil everything, didn’t you?

i’m here to help you.

this place is dangerous… i like it!

what the hell is happening down there?

you’ll never beat me.

we’re not all as strong as you.

do you hear that? sounds like eight tiny reindeer.

all your sacrifices and yet you are the one to blame!

is your mind playing tricks on you… or am i?

why should i care?

so we both die. i’m fine with that.

without fear, life is meaningless!

you are a truly extraordinary specimen.

i’ve trained my mind to feel no pain.

you ever wonder how things got to be so bad here?

was that the answer you wanted?

i want what i paid for.

you’re dead and buried, darling.

lighten up. i’m just messing with ya.

i’m gonna enjoy teaching you some manners!

i didn’t need your help.

you’re not a hero. you’re a despot.

come on, kid, this way.

see, you can be nice.

i can take anything you throw at me.

what the hell are you supposed to be?

oh, i don’t have a lot of friends.

you’re not safe here.

are you happy now?

since when have you been all about reading, anyway?

you’ve become what you’ve always fought against.

i look forward to breaking you.

you’ve gotten so used to the power, you think you’re better than everyone.

let’s start the party with a bang!

i want you to do me a favor.

i know who you are.

can you pass the salt?

why is it every time i come for you, somebody always gets in the way.

who do you trust?

are we gonna try to love each other?

i thought i was a pisces!

i like you a lot.

you know what they say?

that wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that i didn't try.

he stole my balloons!

i'm sorry, this is my cab.

i've gotta go to work.

perhaps you could try telling them the truth.

i love that tie.

listen, i was here first!

pardon me, but that's not a denial.

nice outfit!

if you gotta go, go with a smile.

i'm only laughing on the outside.

shall we dance?

what? what are you talking about?

it's an important job.

my life is really... complex.

i mean, how childish can you get?

i don't know if it's art, but i like it!

i've been dead once already.

i'm gonna need a minute or two alone.

who the hell are you?

i've recently had a tragedy in my life.

i have no wish to fill my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends.

they say he drinks blood.

oh, you're a visionary.

they don't make them like they used to.

you idiot! you made me!

i don't seem to be on the guest list.

you wanna get nuts? come on. let's get nuts.

i always ask that of my prey.

you killed my parents.

they're not bad people.

i thought champagne would be in order.

what are you?

will you marry me?

you look fine.

maybe we can cut a deal.

they love you a lot.

i'm not going to kill you.

i say... you're full of shit.

i'm not a bit surprised.

come on, you gruesome son of a bitch!

i just like the sound of it.

what are you laughing at?

take your camera.

i'm glad you're dead.

what do you want?

oh thank god you're alive.

hey, let's beat it.

we'll just shake hands and that'll be it.

grab it. whatever you do, don't let go.

right now, shut up.

feel free to drop in.

i'm going to kill you!

i don't like it up here.

oh, i got a live one here!

as you can see, i'm a lot happier.

now that's good work!

you know why they're so odd?

will you buy me lunch?

i didn't ask.

i like them already.

i couldn't find my socks without them.

you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

if you could see inside, i'm really crying.

you must be joking.

nobody wants a war.

you can quote me on that.

i've got to get you to the church on time.

if anyone else calls you beast, i'll rip their lungs out.

where does he get those wonderful toys?

don't kill me! don't kill me!

how do you know?

is that what you heard?

well, i'm in trouble now.

i love a good party.

let's broaden our minds.

what a dick.

i'd say we break into the place, trash the office, and make off with the records and say it was industrial espionage.

i make art until someone dies.

this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.

honey, you'll never believe what happened to me today.

wait 'til they get a load of me.

can we get somebody else to do this?

what if we say no?

you say such beautiful things.

the pen is truly mightier than the sword.

some people say the same thing about you.

i mean, let's face it. you're not exactly normal, are you?

do i look like i'm joking?

you must be insane.

i'm reading your stuff.

i'm no picasso, but do you like it?

so what brings you here?

life's been good to me.

stop the press! who is that?

shut up and listen!

don't flatter yourself.

haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

i want you to tell all your friends about me.

it's time to retire!

514A:...

514A: but instead I'm going to sit here, wait for Bruce to show up so I can roast him before I go