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Ugh. I kn0w I said I give up, but.

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waxy-authority

I give up.

sugaryexcess

Does t)(is mean it’s time for me to come kill you, becod I’m acs)(oally doing my own fin rn, so~

waxy-authority

N0, I specifically give up 0n what I was just d0ing.

I’m a g00d pers0n, I pay my taxes, I d0n’t need t0 give myself that particular stress ulcer.

#I have a pretty healthy family business t0 run. That w0uld be mildly inc0nvenienced by my death.

I give up.

candycroc-blog

waxy-authority folgt dir jetzt

Oh no~

waxy-authority

Keep driving. They're getting away, Sugar.

I really just need t0 assign s0me0ne t0 d0 this f0r me.

I keep fucking f0rgetting t0 d0 it.

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waxy-authority

Fuck brand rec0gniti0n, I’m taking Cupcake’s template.

sugaryexcess

)(ey, w)(at t)(e fuck???~

waxy-authority

This, evidently, is the fuck.

#I'm a mafia d0n.#I d0 illegal things.

Fuck brand rec0gniti0n, I’m taking Cupcake’s template.

#I'm n0t a MAID anym0re

sugaryexcess

)(ey guys, it’s me.

Past me’s Lurky was so small…

#Damn. Cupcake really c0mes int0 her 0wn as she ages.

waxy-authority

@mcd4ddydr4gon

My skin is all wax. I g0t way t00 warm earlier, s0 I was a little translucent.

I let 0ut a l0t 0f fluid by mistake in a fight, and the replacement suspensi0n is clear. S0. Clear view.

mcd4ddydr4gon

TH4TS FUCK1NG D1DTURB1NG 4S H3LL

1 LOV3 1T

waxy-authority

It’s certainly s0mething I’ll have t0 deal with a while.

mcd4ddydr4gon

FOR 4 WH1L3? w1LL 1T CH4NG3?

waxy-authority

I'll heal.

#A teeny bit. Getting stabbed always hurts.

waxy-authority

@mcd4ddydr4gon

My skin is all wax. I g0t way t00 warm earlier, s0 I was a little translucent.

I let 0ut a l0t 0f fluid by mistake in a fight, and the replacement suspensi0n is clear. S0. Clear view.

mcd4ddydr4gon

TH4TS FUCK1NG D1DTURB1NG 4S H3LL

1 LOV3 1T

waxy-authority

It's certainly s0mething I'll have t0 deal with a while.

#Trickster. Anat0my is a little screwy.

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@mcd4ddydr4gon My skin is all wax. I g0t way t00 warm earlier, s0 I was a little translucent. I let 0ut a l0t 0f fluid by mistake in a fight, and the replacement suspensi0n is clear. S0. Clear view.

#It's. Really unnerving t0 see y0ur 0rgans.

Y0u kn0w what's h0nestly the m0st unpleasant thing.

#I can see my heart #This is s0 repulsive.#body horror /

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maid-of-wax:

Mhm. It’s like being signed up f0r a batshit s0r0rity with0ut meaning t0, s0. Y0u’re pr0bably better 0ff.

N0t that I kn0w 0f? And… kinda. I answer t0 Adriia, which is my name, as well as basically anything referring to wax. And yes. T0 us, Alphas are the tr0lls that’s made 0f meat and n0t candy.

DO YOU EAT MEAT? DO WE SOUND AS DELICIOUS TO YOU AS YOU MIGHT SOUND TO US? (I DON’T LIKE EATING CANDY BUT.)

ADRIIA IS A PRETTY NAME! MY NAME IS DAMARA.

waxy-authority

S0metimes. It's a gamble th0ugh, because the salt c0ntent in m0st meat seas0nings is Hell.

Thank y0u! Damara is als0 a pretty name.

#Eh. Tricksters feel pain differently.#But. He definitely liked his candles.#abuse /

moegidos-blog

maid-of-wax:

That’s fair.

As her timelinemate I reserve the right t0 call her a different and equally stupid nickname.

SURE??? I DON’T KNOW WHO IS OF MY TIMELINE BUT I GUESS THIS MAKES SENSE? YEAH?

DOES SHE HAVE A NICKNAME FOR YOU? DO YOU WANT TO BE CALLED SOMETHING OTHER THAN CANDY ALT? AM I WHAT YOU’RE CALLING AN ALPHA? LIKE ALPHA TIMELINE?

waxy-authority

Mhm. It's like being signed up f0r a batshit s0r0rity with0ut meaning t0, s0. Y0u're pr0bably better 0ff.

N0t that I kn0w 0f? And... kinda. I answer t0 Adriia, which is my name, as well as basically anything referring to wax. And yes. T0 us, Alphas are the tr0lls that's made 0f meat and n0t candy.

#Usually dr0ps fr0m the wind0w #repeatedly.#0R a l0t 0f S0da but that was kind 0f mean.#(it didn't help that I'm s0 squishy.)

moegidos-blog

maid-of-wax:

Yep. Just a teeny little Entire Timeline Expl0si0n.

Candy C0ndy. Her s0ulsweet is a Cupcake, s0.

OH. YES. I JUST GOT CONFUSED BY THE NAME BECAUSE EVERYONE I SEE CALLS HER SUGARY?

waxy-authority

That's fair.

As her timelinemate I reserve the right t0 call her a different and equally stupid nickname.

#A s0ulsweet is that stupid weird head access0ry that is just kinda stuck near 0ne 0f y0ur h0rns.#We c0ined the term 0n Tumblr - The actual w0rd in Trickster d0esn't translate well.#And I admittedly am n0t very familiar with tr0ll life - Trickster 0R Alpha. Even n0w it's just. Weird.#(I tried t0 eat him a few times. Didn't w0rk 0ut well....)

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maid-of-wax:

If Cupcake wasn’t lazy I w0uld be dead by n0w!~

But. That’s 0ver. 0ur timeline expl0ded a little.

A LITTLE BIT? JUST A SMALL ENTIRE TIMELINE EXPLOSION?

WHO IS CUPCAKE??

waxy-authority

Yep. Just a teeny little Entire Timeline Expl0si0n.

Candy C0ndy. Her s0ulsweet is a Cupcake, s0.

#He was a jawbreaker.#And m0st 0f the Felt is still here.#Minty m0therfuckers + 0ne Strawberry Lady. And me.