C4NDY CROC

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

@brawler-beast ))

what the fuck kind of introduction was THAT 

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

what the fuck kind of introduction was THAT 

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

Simply beat the negative energy out of your life like a baseball bat

This is very gay

that’s called a lesbian awakening

I’m a gay man and this made me a lesbian

They’re just straight up advertising lesbianism

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

@signlss WHO 1S YOU

Y9u first ?:B

1M TZ PYROP3 WHO TF 4R3 YOU