Magpie!

from the bottom of my heart, please know that i would highly appreciate being slammed against the wall with your hand down my pants and your lips against my neck. just use me like a ragdoll, flip me over however you please and do whatever you want to me. just fyi hahah…

I'll eat you out while I make you read your book out loud so I can hear you slowly become illiterate.

"go fuck yourself" you say? hah, you fool, unbeknownst to you I already have! multiple times in fact!! I am ten steps ahead of you at any given point in time you dumb bi- wwwait no I'm sorry I'm sorry please put that remoet down I didn't mean to I got carried away okay I'm sor-nnngghhh,,sfdfghjks,, I'll be a good princess ok!!!! please please please just sto-ngfffsdfkjdsjdfhs,,,,I'm sorry momma,,, I'llbe good!! please,, please just don't use the shock collar aga-dfgsdngnsgnnhh,,, sorry,, you're right,,,, the collar is yyyyours to do with as you pleasee,, ahah,, yyyeah i shouldn't have touchhed mysellf withou mommy's permission,,,

Can we wake each other up with head for the rest of our lives?

I would like to get drunk and be babied to be honest

sorry for whining when you called me puppy, it will happen again

reblog this if you are in the line for rough groping

lay down on your big sisters lap and she’ll pet your head

Stop breathing in so heavy to disguise that you are smelling her, she is gonna figure it out

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

i want to hump something i want to hump something i need to hump something im so horny im dripping

in between the vampire stuff she was begging to piss on me. i told her i had to go too and to let me go first or i'd piss in her tub... she made me strip to get in the tub, covered me in her piss, and then told me i wasnt getting out until i pissed myself too. then she said i needed to clean up, turned the cold water on, and hosed me down until i was shaking

i’m sorry but someone pressing their boot against my bladder until i piss myself then blaming me for not being able to hold it because i’m just a dumb pet/kid is always gonna be the hottest thing ever

Anytime a girl mentions needing to pee it is imperative that you press on her bladder, hard.

having a pup with an exhibitionist kink is fun. if we're walking and there's no one around i'm going to tell you to piss on random stuff outside and you're going to do it. because you're a good dog and we're not doing walkies for nothing

need to be fucked stupid like, face smashed on the mattress, drooling incoherent mess

Who wants mommy to fuck then like this?

Spit in her mouth then fuck it