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fucking in the bed and trying to be quite because other people are in the same house, fucking on the floor because the bed is too loud, fucking in the car with the door open and hoping no one sees, fucking in the pool when no one else is there, edging each other with your tongues and hands, ughhh

my boyfriend said "all i can think about is fucking you and playing COD" i think he's the one

"thanks for the assist bro," as youre sucking his cock

thinking about getting high with bro and us just ordering pizza and playing COD (and ofc letting him use my holes)

me, my camcorder, and my cargo shorts against the world

people aren't chronically online like they used to be in 2020-2022. bring back liking danganronpa, bring back waiting for ticci tobi to kidnap you, AND BRING BACK BO BURNHAM'S INSIDE!!

the masculine urge to become a film major, befriend an emo twink working on a crappy student film, and disappear completely after everyone involved in said student film fucking dies

i want him (a psychopathic killer) fr

he (slenderman) want me (short and fat emo with a digital camera and a death wish) fr

spring is so cool, like am i coughing because of the pollen or has slenderman finally got to me?

oh no... i seem to have dropped my camera in the middle of the woods so now i have to bend down and pick it up... i sure do hope that a BIG SCARY ENTITY doesnt come up behind me and FU-

i want to go on an unsuspecting walk in the woods with a new camera only to have accidentally filmed an eldritch horror and not realize it until said horror has followed me home and attached itself to my life forever

i wear cargo shorts and band tees like its the summer of 2009 and i think thats very sexy of me

i want nothing more than to be a quirked up white boy in 2009 with a camcorder and a hot mentally ill friend to help me chase slenderman around in the woods