This is Your Destination

"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“

IT’S OKAY IT’S OKAY DON’T FREAK OUT juST.

HERE’S A TO DO LIST:

1. BUY MUCHAS PAIN MEDS

2. TAKE A SLEEPING PILL THE NIGHT BEFORE

3. DON’T OVER THINK IT- PLEASE DON’T DO THAT TO YOURSELF( I KNOW IF THERE’S ANYTHING I REGRETTED, IT’S OVERTHINKING IT)

4. WHEN THE NURSE PUTS YOU UNDER, STRIKE UP A CONVO AND HAVE FUN WITH IT, IT’S THE BEST PART.

5. WHEN YOU WAKE UP, JUST DON’T TRY TO SAY ANYTHING, IT’S JUST GONNA MAKE THE SITUATION WORSE

5.5: TAKE AS MUCH TIME IN THE RECOVERY ROOM AS YOU NEED- JUST CHILL IT OUT THERE

6. GO HOME FOR PETE’S SAKE

10. SLEEEEEEEEEP AS MUCH AS YOU CAN

11. RINSE WITH SALTWATER ALL THE TIME- JUST DO IT PLZ

12. WATCH YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES AND SHOWS

13. EAT YUMMY MASHED POTATOES. THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND.

(sorry I had to add that)

14. NEVER FORGET YOU’LL BE DONE WITH IT SOON, NEVER FORGET THAT

15. DON’T FREAK OUT- IT HAD TO BE DONE AND THE SOONER YOU GET IT DONE, THE BETTER.

16. REMEMBER I’M ALWAYS HERE TO TALK- EVEN IF IT’S NOT RELEVANT SUBJECT MATTER. 

"And call me when you get back, dear. I always enjoy our little visits."-Edna Mode

GOOD LUCK!

LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES!

(i don't use this account why am i on this account)