sleepyhead.

Friendly reminder that this blog hates Nazis. Nazis are neither safe nor welcome here.

I need you all to know I am only half serious on most of the posts on this blog. I’ll say something I think is obviously a very unserious thing to say and have people in the notes treating it very seriously. The Onion hasn’t hired me yet so I’m posting my zingers here.

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

I think a lot of people are pro-life because they know they would have been aborted, that is secretly their motivation and not actually a misguided interpretation of Christian theology or a belief that life begins at conception. They’re say shit like “What if your mom aborted you?” like, okay I wouldn’t be here, that really wasn’t on the table because my parents really wanted me and was on fertility treatments to try to have me. Would your mom have aborted you? Is that what this is all about, you wouldn’t have been born if your mother wasn’t coerced/forced to carry you to term and give birth to you so you feel like everyone else should be forced to give birth to their annoying baby?

anti-immigrant riots in Northern Ireland NOT aimed at the British. brother, you have bigger problems. hurts my heart to know there was some guy in Belfast looking in the mirror in the morning thinking “What should I set fire to cars and throw bricks at the police about? 800 years of British tyranny or a single Sudanese man who seems to be having a psychotic break stabbing a guy?” white supremacy is always embarrassing but it is extra embarrassing if you are a white person occupied by another European nation. white supremacist but not the supreme kind of white in your own country

You can lie when you name things