Water Boy Neptune

Criminal Sentences, Vol. 9

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I've been known to kill a man or two."

"For every problem, there is a solution."

"I used to get into a little trouble when I was that age. Didn't you?"

"Flattery will get you nowhere."

"I've never shot a man in the head. That's more your field of expertise."

"I thought for sure you were dead."

"I won't become a murderer!"

"Don't worry, your little secret's safe with me."

"I don't like anyone meddling in my private affairs."

"I find your use of the word 'mercy' strangely inappropriate."

"Being feminine doesn't mean that you are not a murderer."

"Did you really kill all those men?"

"What are you hiding?"

"You're the most cold-blooded man I've ever known."

"Have you ever killed anyone? I mean, have you ever got actual blood on your hands?"

"Oh, I'm not your friend."

"I regret that we met this way."

"My first impression was correct. You are a barbarian."

"You will cease to pry into my personal matters, or I shall certainly break your neck."

"Why have you got a gun?"

"Wait, wait, wait - how is this legal?"

"If you're going to stab me, stab me in the front."

"The first step to not getting caught is to not tell anyone what you're doing."

"Was this an attempt at a poetic death?"

"We all have our darker side. We need it; it's half of what we are."

"There are ways to convince you of your errors."

"You need to leave the country."

"Give in to yourself. You will be happier."

"So, are you ever going to tell me why you're on the run?"

"There is nothing wrong in doing what you want."

"I'm not a psychopath, I promise."

"I have a reputation for ruthlessness. You will find that it is deserved."

"I'm not afraid. In fact, I find this rather enjoyable."

"What better place to dispose of bloody clothes than a hospital? Just put on a fresh pair of scrubs and bingo!"

"You're the greatest liar I've ever met."

"What are you? A mercenary? A gun for hire?"

"Why are you endangering your life by coming here?"

"Who are you? What do you want from me?"

"I never believe a word the police tell me."

tw: victim-blaming / dismissing hurt.  change pronouns / wording as needed

“You deserved better.”

“You’ve lost a lot, haven’t you?”

“I mean, you hurt them a lot, too.”

“I won’t hurt you the way they did.”

“You deserve to feel safe. And happy.”

“There’s nothing wrong with being wary.”

“You never shouldn’t been treated that way.”

“They aren’t here. they can’t hurt you, again.”

“How long are you going to let this affect you?”

“I know you don’t trust me, yet, and that’s okay.”

“I’m sorry. I want to earn your trust back. Please.”

“No, I’m not upset with you, why would you — oh.”

“You’ve been through a lot. It’s okay. We’ll take it slow.”

“Why can’t you just get over it? It happened so long ago.”

“You haven’t said a word since it happened. Are you okay?”

“You’re still healing. It’s only natural you don’t trust anyone, yet.”

“Why didn’t you ever tell someone what you were going through?”

“What happened to you was unfair… it’s okay to be angry about it.”

“Do you think you’ll ever be able to forgive them for what they did?”

“You’re a better person than they ever were, and this just proves it.”

“If you ever want to talk about it, you know I’ll always be here to listen.”

“You’re safe here. I know it’ll take you a while to believe it, but you are.”

“Just because they hurt you doesn’t mean everyone else is out to get you, too.”

“I know you’ve been hurt in the past, and I promise, I’ll never let that happen, again.”

“It’s gone…”

“You’re… not her?”

“Nobody trusts you!“

“Do I look dead to you?”

“Take off those clothes.”

“You’re hurt really badly.“

“As tactful as ever, I see.”

“No! I will NOT stay calm!”

“A mortal. How interesting.“

“You mean you can’t fix it?”

“You understand nothing…”

“Aren’t you the clever one?”

“Will you bear my children?”

“So, you absolutely refuse?” 

“Didn’t they almost kill you?” 

“Are you crying? No crying!”

“Those… aren’t human ears.”

“What a bore you mortals are.”

“If that were true, I’d be thrilled.”

“But, all I want… is to go home.”

“No, you’re just too predictable.” 

“Do you know what those cost?!”

“I don’t ask that you understand.“

“You. Will. Stop. Flirting… Right?”

“I’m gonna make you my woman.“

“Sorry. I didn’t wake you up, did I?”

“It’s okay, honey, you’re safe, now.”

“Where did you get those bruises?”

“Have you not a wit of trust in me?“

“Can we lose some of the violence?”

“Hey, how come you’re still alive…?”

“I implore you to contain your anger.”

“But, you wouldn’t let me, would you?”

“Don’t you faint on me, you stupid girl.”

“Remind me next time not to save you!”

“How come you hate me so much, huh?”

“I can’t concentrate while you’re fighting!”

“I warn you: you’re not gonna die quickly.“

“So, can’t we be a little friendlier, please?”

“Stop it. I know you’ve been following me.”

“Tell me something. Why were you crying?”

“You’re really trying to hurt me, aren’t you?”

“Any last words before your tragic demise?“

“You should shut up and let me protect you!”

“Even the mightiest are inferior to someone.”

“Aren’t you scared? We’re in serious danger!“

“If this is indeed a trap, I will gladly fall into it!”

“I’ll come back for you later… if I don’t forget.”

“The power that I desired… It wasn’t like this.”

“Pain is nothing. It is death that concerns me.”

“Listen, it’s fair to say you don’t like me, right?”

“It must never fall into the wrong hands, again!”

“Now, what’s this problem you need help with?“

“Did something I say make you upset? I’m sorry.”

“Look what you’ve done! You’ve hurt his feelings!”

“You haven’t got any power on your own, do you?”

“If I was in your position… I probably couldn’t do it.”

“I won’t let you go, even if you beg for forgiveness!“

“I’m tired of hearing your voice! You make me sick!“

“I am not going to kill you. I am going to break you.”

“I think I just shortened my life by a hundred years.“

“My spirit cannot rest in peace until I see you dead!”

“Its irrational. Its impossible. Its against my religion.”

“It looks like you’re inured! What happened to you?”

“How dare you bring such a horrible thing with you?”

“Your life belongs to me. No one else will have you.“

“I haven’t asked how you’re feeling. You’re hurt, too.“

“Killing me won’t help. You should know that already.”

“If it hurts so much you should have said something!” 

“We’ll have to show them a grand all time, won’t we?”

“I really don’t want to see you suffering on your own.”

“Yeah, I trust you… to run away when there’s trouble!”

“Are you crazy? You could have gotten yourself killed!”

“If you try to do that again, I’ll tear your stupid arm off!!”

“What’s going on? Where’s all that blood coming from?“

“Don’t you know I’m the only one who can protect you?“

“Don’t you dare! Don’t you touch her… not now or ever!”

“I’ll make it simple: if you want to live, give me the ____.”

“I simply asked a question. I don’t care, I’m just curious.”

“What is that you plan to do about it? —– Will you kill me?“

“Forgive me, it’s hard to control myself around such beauty.”

“I was afraid. I thought I was going to lose you. I was terrified.“

“I was careless, that’s all! You didn’t have anything to do with it.”

“Don’t start that again! You’re not winning points for persistence.“

“If you can’t hit him in the body, hit him in the ego! Hurt his pride!“

“You really love to mess around with people’s feelings, don’t you?“

“Tell me, why do I get the feeling you’re unhappy to know I am well?”

“That’s not all, is it? You couldn’t have come here just to tell me that.“

“If I’d wanted, our meeting would’ve been very short… and your last.”

“It’s been one trap after another! I’m getting tired of these deceptions.”

“My soul is much freer than it was, then. I am free to hate, free to love.“

“Hey. You talk pretty big. But, can you actually DO anything… except talk?”

“You tried to kill me didn’t you? Well, don’t think you can get away with it, mister!”

“I’m sorry to bring up such painful memories. It must be hard for you to talk about it.”

“I won’t let you hurt, (name). I’m the one you should be coming after, not her/him/them.”

“If you think you can rely on my strength to save you this time… you’d better think again.”

“I want you to hear my feelings. You don’t need to say anything, just please, hear me out.”

“However, when one lives as long as I have, one becomes accustomed to it… hardened.“

“Mind explaining to me why you haven’t been able to look me straight in the eye since yesterday?”

“I came so that I could ask you, in person, how it felt to have your own power turned against you… and very easily, I might add.“

idk my dudes i started listening to the etern.als theme music and now i have these things. bon appetit!

“ i’d follow you to the ends of the universe, if you asked me to. ”

“ how bad is it this time? ”

“ we’re the only thing standing between this world and its destruction. ”

“ we could stop all of this… with just a thought/flick of my wrist. “

“ fair?! how is any of this fair?! “

“ do you truly believe that anything so little as a rule, or a law, might have stopped me from protecting you? “

“ we have to fight. ”

“ we’re not giving up. ”

“ you. i’ll always and endlessly fight for you. “

“ i can wait a thousand lifetimes for you. “

“ we’ve had a pretty good life. but maybe normalcy is a thing we’re meant to protect, rather than enjoy. ”

“ i don’t know if i can protect you any longer. “

“ we’ve seen what they’re capable of. now we need to retaliate. “

“ if only the world knew what we do for them… ”

“ i’m sick and tired of being the one who has to make the sacrifices! ”

“ haven’t we lost enough? ”

“ i’m tired. beyond tired… i am exhausted from the endless fighting. ”

“ things must be catastrophic if you’re calling me at this hour. ”

“ this is what we’ve been waiting for. ”

“ i’d follow you to the bitter end; as i always have. ”

“ the time has come. ”

“ this is what we’ve been waiting for. ”

“ i thought we had more time.  i regret to confess… it appears that i was wrong. ”

“ don’t let them control you, eh? ”

“ you’re better than this. ”

“ everything’s about to change… ”

“ do you truly think so little of me? ”

“ careful… you’ve never had to fight me before. ”

“ we need to leave. ”

“ we’re a good team, you know. “

“ look around you. do you still truly see no reason for us to fight? “

“ we’re family. we don’t turn our backs on each other. “

“ it’s too late! let’s go! ”

“ it wasn’t your fault… ”

“ why are you doing this?! ”

“ i’m sorry… “

“ perhaps i don’t say it enough, but… i’d like you to know that i’m always here, if you ever wanted to talk. ”

“ you/they will always be worth fighting for. ”

“ don’t pretend like you understand. “

“ tell me how i can fix this… ”

“ don’t say it. ”

“ they’re not worth saving. ”

“ i am a god. you… you’re nothing. “

assorted   lyrics      ♡      sentence   starters.                   ╰   *  SHIP   ANGST   EDITION ,   part   one.

“ if  i  could  give  myself  what  i  give  to  you ,  then  maybe  i’d  find  strength  to  hold  onto. ”

“ kiss  me  on  the  face  and  wipe  the  tears  from  your  eyes ,  ‘cause  this  is  goodbye. ”

“ do  you  lose  sleep  just  at  the  thought  of  me? ”

“ i’m  not  giving  up ,  so  don’t  you  give  up. ”

“ if  i’m  there  to  catch  you  when  you  fall ,  you’ll  have  a  friend  down  in  hell  after  all. ”

“ if  you’re  there  to  catch  me  when  i  fall ,  then  maybe  hell  ain’t  so  bad   after  all. ”

“ i  had  to  let  you  go  just  to  get  ahold  of  myself. ”

“ are  we  better  off  as  friends? ”

“ i’d  give  anything  for  some  company. ”

“ i  can’t  help  feeling  numb ,  but  i  feel  love  from  no  one. ”

“ i  don’t  wanna  be  the  love  you  prevail  from. ”

“ this  connection  feels  like  it’s  too  much ,  but  that’s  the  price  you  pay  for  love. ”

“ i’m  not  afraid  to  admit  that  there’s  nothing  left. ”

“ i  know  it’s  my  fault.  i  love  deep ,  then  lose  it  all. ”

“ i  tried  pretending  you’re  what  i  need. ”

“ every  time  you  walk  away ,  you  break  another  part  of  me. ”

“ do  you  think  about  us  every  now  and  then?  because  i  do. ”

“ goddamn ,  i  miss  your  face. ”

“ if  i  just  walked  away ,  would  your  plastic  heart  break? ”

“ just  keep  holding  me. ”

“ can  you  not  hold  this  over  my  head? ”

“ tell  me  right  now ,  is  this  really  what  you  wanted? ”

“ hold  my  hand  like  this  is  our  last  morning. ”

“ i  miss  the  way  you  say  my  name. ”

“ love’s  the  death  of  peace  of  mind. ”

“ i  miss  the  way  you  say  my  name ,  the  way  you  bend ,  the  way  you  break.  your  makeup  running  down  your  face ,  the  way  you  fuck ,  the  way  you  taste. ”

“ i  know  you  tried  your  hardest ,  i  know  that  you  meant  well. ”

“ i  can  stay  away  if  you  want  me  to.  i  can  wait  for  years  if  i  gotta ,  heaven  knows  i  ain’t  getting  over  you. ”

“ not  a  day  goes  by  where  i  don’t  think  i  feel  the  same. ”

“ stay  till  morning. ”

“ we’ll  try  again  when  we’re  not  so  different. ”

Or add “Reverse” if yours’ is the god/goddess and mine the human

idk my dudes i started listening to the etern.als theme music and now i have these things. bon appetit!

“ i’d follow you to the ends of the universe, if you asked me to. ”

“ how bad is it this time? ”

“ we’re the only thing standing between this world and its destruction. ”

“ we could stop all of this… with just a thought/flick of my wrist. “

“ fair?! how is any of this fair?! “

“ do you truly believe that anything so little as a rule, or a law, might have stopped me from protecting you? “

“ we have to fight. ”

“ we’re not giving up. ”

“ you. i’ll always and endlessly fight for you. “

“ i can wait a thousand lifetimes for you. “

“ we’ve had a pretty good life. but maybe normalcy is a thing we’re meant to protect, rather than enjoy. ”

“ i don’t know if i can protect you any longer. “

“ we’ve seen what they’re capable of. now we need to retaliate. “

“ if only the world knew what we do for them… ”

“ i’m sick and tired of being the one who has to make the sacrifices! ”

“ haven’t we lost enough? ”

“ i’m tired. beyond tired… i am exhausted from the endless fighting. ”

“ things must be catastrophic if you’re calling me at this hour. ”

“ this is what we’ve been waiting for. ”

“ i’d follow you to the bitter end; as i always have. ”

“ the time has come. ”

“ this is what we’ve been waiting for. ”

“ i thought we had more time.  i regret to confess… it appears that i was wrong. ”

“ don’t let them control you, eh? ”

“ you’re better than this. ”

“ everything’s about to change… ”

“ do you truly think so little of me? ”

“ careful… you’ve never had to fight me before. ”

“ we need to leave. ”

“ we’re a good team, you know. “

“ look around you. do you still truly see no reason for us to fight? “

“ we’re family. we don’t turn our backs on each other. “

“ it’s too late! let’s go! ”

“ it wasn’t your fault… ”

“ why are you doing this?! ”

“ i’m sorry… “

“ perhaps i don’t say it enough, but… i’d like you to know that i’m always here, if you ever wanted to talk. ”

“ you/they will always be worth fighting for. ”

“ don’t pretend like you understand. “

“ tell me how i can fix this… ”

“ don’t say it. ”

“ they’re not worth saving. ”

“ i am a god. you… you’re nothing. “