Incorrect Watchmen Quotes

The Comedian: "You're trying to kill me" oh boo hoo, have you tried being less sensitive to having your head blown up?

Rorschach: When I say I’m “feral” it doesn’t always mean I’m angry. Maybe I’m stupid and if you give me food, you’ll earn my trust, and I’ll follow you around.

Adrian: There seems to be some confusion about this. Crimebusters is my intellectual property, and mine alone. All of my headcanons are %100 legitimate, where as yours are all laughably fake. There is no room for interpretation whatsoever in Crimebusters. Not even a little bit and to claim otherwise is heresy, and also in violation of my rights as the co-creator. I hope this clears things up.

The Comedian: When someone doesn't like me, I always try to make them dislike me even more. I don't like to leave things by halves.