watchmen incorrect quotes and memes

laurie, post-karnak: all in all, a 5% successful trip.

Adrian Veidt has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala.

rorschach: never been in snowball fight before. how do the rules work?

rorschach: made a map of all possible hiding places for mask killer.

dan about laurie: this is my better half…

dan: how do you plan to prevent nuclear armageddon?

rorschach: have an idea.

dan: rorschach and laurie are shouting outside. don't you think we should do something?

rorschach, facing off against adrian: time to die.

dan: in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

dan: so, who should i call to help bust you out of jail?

dan: what would you like for dinner?

rorschach to adrian: you are cat person because you like cats.

dan: i'm genuinely surprised you haven't been arrested yet, let alone for a felony.

dan: you should apologize to rorschach.

larry: your daughter got into a fight at school today.