Love Today

todays straight character of the day is: nobody

I’m calling bullshit Odysseus is clearly bisexual

This is a quality joke

Can’t take that chance

Shit I used to roll my eyes at posts like this but I ain’t takin no chances now lol

I think my favorite thing about September is how completely lawless it is. There are no rules. Someone just biked past you in shorts and a winter coat. A bartender just offered you a pumpkin spice summer shandy. The pool is open, but it’s decorated for Halloween.

don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww

#also don’t forget that for the rohirrim they put a call out for locals #bring a horse show us you can ride it and get a part in the battle scenes #and one women went out roped a wild horse and rode for a few days to set #and got to be a rider of rohan

also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier. 

Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.

if this isn’t the best post i don’t

So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.

*screeches* We aRE NO MEN

me, whispering to myself, after watching a new show: don’t reblog everything at once… space it out… show some goddamn restraint

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

“what a bunch of fucking idiots!” I say, delighted, as I click on yet another fanfiction about a bunch of fucking idiots

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Fuck yeah i want an Indian Cinderella

Yes.

YES GIVE ME THAT DIVERSITY.

UNIRONICALLY GIVE ME INDIAN CINDERELLA

why do white people say shit like, “what’s next!? a (insert ethnic group here) princess!?” as if the idea that anyone who isn’t white being a princess is positively wacky

They’ve saved the world

Fuck, Diogenes was reincarnated.