Excerpt #01
“What are those?!”
“...These are my crocs.”
Prue marvelled at the sight before her. Life as a witch had exposed her to strange objects from a young age, but never had she seen such a detestable object...that is, until these ‘crocs’.
“Would you like me to transform them into something not so...hideous?”
Vance sighed in frustration. Why did his grandmother agree to housing this girl again? Oh, right. Something about her being a powerful witch in the making and eventually going off to save the world.
Prue scrunches her nose in disgust at his footwear, trying to decipher why they were covered in holes, “Did you use them to practice your Dissipate spell? Or did you poke holes into them using a pencil? They look like feet colanders.”
Vance groaned, “Unless! OMG do you use them for shoeys?”
“What the hell is a shoey?”
“...it’s when you pour beer into a shoe and drink from it.”
“What the hell? That’s disgusting.”
Prue rolled her eyes, “Yes, but unfortunately, a popular trend amongst Witch teens. Just because we have potions to cure most things in an instant doesn’t mean they should willingly ingest foot fungus.”
