Assorted Aristides Quotes
"Whoohoo, my head is spinning! It's either all that ice cream I ate, or I've just had a stroke of genius!"
"Oh, no, they're not horses. They're Not-Horses!"
"What!? How dare you insult my masterpiece!? I'd like to see you do any better. Your paintings can't even move!"
"Gelert, sit. Come on, boy, or the big bad piggies will get you."
"Birdie! Is that for me? But I don't even like omelettes."
"If blood doesn't spill and guts don't fly, it's just another corporate product."
"And the big bad wolf huffed and he puffed and he broke the door in...and he ate up those cruel, wicked little pigs."
"Such a delightful little bird you are. All ready for plucking. I shall make a marvellous display from your feathers! Then I'll feed your eyeballs to Birdie, give your bones to Gelert and the rest of you? Well, I suppose the Contortionist can practice his craft on them. Hehehe!"
"Now, don't get your spine in a twist. That'll come later. But feel free to scream! Just not at Dry Bones, it'll only offend him."
"Good grief, what a mess! How wonderful!"
"That naughty little lark, always singing too loud. It was practically asking to have its pretty feathers plucked, one by one."
"You must be blind to not see the beauty I've created! If not, well, you will be soon. Birdie, you want a treat?"
"Don't you get it!? This is what Jean-Paul Sartre was talking about! Hell is other people! But do you see any other people here? Of course not! Which means...I am in heaven! Now, why in the omniverse would I choose to leave paradise? Why would anyone leave the place where their heart and soul belongs? That being said, you haven't left yet. You stayed longer than most. Maybe, just maybe, you belong here, too."
"I only want you to sing for me, little nightingale. Please? Just sing for me, so that I fall asleep...and don't have to watch you go..."
*to the tune of You Are My Sunshine* "One lonely night, dear, while I was sleeping, I dreamed that you were by my side. Came disillusion, when I awoke, dear, for you were gone and so, I cried."
