Nov 11, 2022
I think it’s funny how celebrities moving from Twitter to Tumblr gain nothing here.
Like, settle in to be just some guy. No one cares. You are just as much tumblrina as the rest of us now.
Yeah, you might be famous, but you’re not tumblr famous. Yeah, you won an Oscar but you’ll never be as beloved as Blorbo from my shows. We will never freak out about you answering our ask as we will freak out over our ship still not being canon. We care more about hot takes than follower counts here. We are so unmarketable, there is no good PR on our hellsite /aff.
We only wanna see cool shoelaces that’s it.
