MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

im only attracted to worthy opponents

tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

somno is so important for sleepy girls

Jokes on you, I’m always horny.

under tattooed & under fucked

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.