CotND Dorian's #1 fan

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win

just been informed they are now kissing with tongue and fucking sloppy style in the ring. Love wins

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

oooooo what a cool post my mutual just reblogged ! I think I will reblog it as well !!! oooooh who did they reblog it from ? That username seems familiar,,, hohoho it's me ! from an hour ago !

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

actually liking your friends is so embarrassing but so necessary. like im really over here smiling and laughing at texts. on a discord call while we sit in silence doing our own things. talking for literal hours and not even realizing. platonically head-over-heels.

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual