Exhalted

Cramming until 3 in the morning and having to sleep over at each others house AU

The classic Lab Partner AU

“I don’t like dressing out in front of people in the locker room can you cover me from now on” AU

“We’re the only ones in detention” AU

“I’m stuck in my locker and you’re the only one in the hall” AU

“None of my friends are good at math and I need a tutor but you are very intimidating” AU

“Someone wrote I’m cute in the bathroom stall and your notes match the handwriting” AU

“I twisted my ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse’s office but we’re both really awkward” AU

“We were both left out when everyone was picking partners and now we always choose each other when we have classes together” AU

“I lent you my cool pencil months ago and you still use it” AU

“We were both skipping class at the same time in the bathroom but someone passed by and now were hiding in a cramped stall” AU

“I accidentally took your notebook thinking it was mine and you have really nice handwriting and cute doodles” AU

“You started sitting by me at lunch because I’m alone at my table but we never talk to each other” AU

“I was really hungry but had no money and you bought me lunch even though I don’t know you” AU

“You make two lunches every morning and give one of them to me every day” AU

“I found someones graduation ring and I’m trying to figure out whos it is” AU

“I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are” AU

“Our friends grouped up for prom but we’re the only two without a date lets hang out” AU

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“You’re so pale…”

“You’re sick, admit it!”

“I think you should sit down.”

“Bathroom, now.”

“You look like you’re about to pass out.”

“You’ve got a fever!”

“Why are your hands so sweaty?”

“Are you shivering?”

“Hey, I got you…”

“We have to sweat the fever out of you.”

“You have to eat something.”

“I made you some chicken soup.”

“You’re gonna crash.”

“Cover your mouth when you cough!”

“Have you slept at all lately?”

“Hey, Rudolph.” 

“Did you just cough– blood?”

“I think we should take you to see a doctor.”

“Can you at least vomit with the door closed?”

“Here, take your medicine.”

“Is there anything I can get from you.”

“Let me take care of you.”

“You can barely stand!”

“Go home and get some rest.”

— 〆 for a childhood story — ღ for a drabble about a romance/their love life — ⌆ for a story about their family/home life — € for a bad memory that still haunts them — ✢ for a good memory that makes them smile

Or…

Send me symbol a for my muse to:

❖ Give yours jewelry ❀ Give yours a flower ❀❀ Give yours flowers ❉ Give yours a piece of clothing ⊹ Kiss them awake ๑ Stroke them awake ❂ Give yours sweets ☼ Give yours a smile ◉ Bring yours a tea/coffee/drink that they like ☆ Bring them breakfast ★ Bring them a soup/tea/something that will help them getting better while ill ☃ Give yours a pet ▤ Give yours a book ஃ Give yours a massage ⁂ Give yours a compliment ♧ Give yours a doll/stuffed animal ☂ Let yours know yours is there for them ╬ Offer yours support in a task or hardship ☸ Give them a good luck charm ☯ Give them a hug ღ Give them a love letter (content isn’t relevant) ஐ Approach yours in clothing they know yours loves them in → Give yours a new weapon/artist’s equipment/item they work with on a regular basis ಌ Give them praise in front of others

i fixed up this doodle for a print at kkon! yeees i know they can marry lucina, but.. IT DON’T RUN IN THEIR BLOOD ♪