you don’t really know what goes on

the real joestar curse is everyones a fucking only child of course their life is going to be fucked up

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

She took the pages.

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

Reblog and put in the tags: What’s your evil, alternate timeline self? Mine’s the one where I didn’t bail on my forensic psych degree and actually became an FBI profiler.