I GOT THE CHEESE

The growing rift between tumblr culture as practiced on this site & 'tumblr culture' as practiced by expats to twitter is a fascinating example of divergent species evolution when like a cliff or river separates groups

*becomes a librarian so I can hang this up at my library*

Upper Paleolithic hunter-gatherers around 50,000 years ago

All Twitter discourse sounds randomly generated if you attempt to explain it to someone capable of exercising compassion for anyone outside themselves it's fantastic honestly

If you *spins wheel* live outside of the United States and *throws dart* pirate anime, that makes you *rolls dice* a colonizer.

As if stupid shit like this doesn't happen on here lmao. There is no escape

Maybe with you but my friends are immaculate and my following list is pristine and me and the xKit blacklist extension are desperately in love with one another and unlike Twitter it is actually possible to regulate the content you view on Tumblr so every day I log on here and experience pure euphoria as I mindlessly view some very pretty anime girls and nothing else

donkey kong cd-i….. god……….. can you imagine! the richness of the youtube poops……. taken to another level

This is what they took from us.

Know your enemies