society is so fucked up abba should be way bigger than the beatles 

in the club barking really loud because im scared

Fact: If u strike a capybara it will break into a cluster of guinea pigs

Another fact: if you strike a capybara I will personally hunt you for sport

silent girl september… sleepy girl september… solitary girl september…

so much talk about love in the kitchen... what about the kitchen breakdowns

i am talking about baking at ungodly hours because you can’t sleep. i am talking about sitting on the kitchen floor sobbing. i am talking about staring into the fridge or the cabinets for minutes, there is nothing to eat and it makes you upset. i am talking about cooking at the stove, and then you’re wondering what it feels like for someone to wrap their arms around you from behind, and then you’re crying. i am talking about dishes upon dishes piled up in the sink. i am talking about eating on the floor. i am talking about the moment you realize that cooking for one stopped being efficient and started feeling agonizing. i am talking about mumbling to yourself in the kitchen and crying to yourself in the kitchen and when there’s only yourself in the kitchen

*blasts you with my bisexual lightning*

ladys and gentlemen… please rise for our national anthem… body crazy curvy wavy big titties lil waist body ody ody ody ody ody ody ody