Warmongerer

Trying to make a grilled cheese sandwich and a fucking gnome ran up when I want looking and left nothing but crumbs on my plate when I turned back. I'll find you little shits even if it'll kill me.

If magnets break electronics then how come the magnet on my iPad doesn't fritz the poor thing (I'm sure there's a logical conclusion I'm just word vomiting)

Help I just came up with a cool character design but the only issue is this character is meant to die at some point but later on I thought of an au if they lived. But now im attached to the idea so how do I wrap this up without a retcon 😭😭😭

Twitter is a mid fall of roman empire type deal. I hope tumblr is better. Where do I find the really funny people?

When she Shakespeare's on your William until you Macbeth or something idfk

Feeling like making 3 riddles rn...