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Considering it's taken me way too long to answer this, it's a definite possibility.

A ridiculously early phone call and this card:

Robin Hood came out when I was a kid and I’ve loved it ever since. You know, that one with the fox. But since Star Wars is now owned by Disney I’ll have to think about that. 

If there was no one else around I would have tried my best, but I’m an engineer, not a surgeon. 

Considering I’ve had drinks with the Norse god of thunder, there really isn’t much that can surprise me these days. 

Hamburgers. The top bun allows for way more toppings than hot dogs. I’ve done the math with bacon and cheese, trust me. 

It was a lot easier to tell him off for being a dick than it is to convince him that he’s not personally responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocents.

Okay, okay! Just please don’t make me take any of those internet quizzes.. 

Technically? No. Functionally? It makes the process a little less clinical. But this is not a conversation I want to have while I’m unable to physically walk away from it.

You guys have been fantastic, I’ve had a steady stream of asks this past week and have been able to post 5 a day. Tomorrow, however, I only have 3 queued because that’s all I have. 

If you like my answers please feel free to leave me and ask or two. 

War Machine has been grounded for the foreseeable future, but I’m back to working weapons procurement from home while I’m stuck and bored out of my mind. Email and conference calls keep me busy enough. 

I don’t know how you think I’m supposed to take care of it but...

I was in a different humvee, and there was too much cover fire to get anywhere near him. We couldn’t even tell if he was still alive. Trust me, I’ve gone over the scenario in my head for 8 years and I still can’t change a damn thing. 

My money would be on Thor, but who’s to say things would stay the same if Tony never became Iron Man. I’m working on some theories.