You Don't Form In the Wet Sand

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

yall mind if I appreciate cold water? it’s so good

you spelled “room temperature” wrong

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies

If I didn’t know any better I could believe that pain au chocolat was a French version of trick or treat

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that