Hopelessly Obsessed With Fictional Foxes

If each member of starfox was going to get "canceled" what would be the reason for each one? Bonus if you want to do star wolf (though they probably would get cancelled, especially Andrew and Pigma)

Fox would get cancelled for being used as CDF propaganda but he would have an equal amount of people defending him because he's publicly stated he doesn't always agree with the CDF's principles and he's not even part of the damn institution

Falco would get cancelled for being racist, people would endlessly debate if he got away with it because he genuinely didn't know or if he got away with it because he was conventionally attractive

Slippy would get cancelled via Google Docky over vtuber drama involving his role as a well-meaning but incompetent manager. This affected nothing in his real life.

Peppy would get cancelled for being old and ignorant and using terms that he didn't realize were considered offensive now like "midget" and "gypped". He'd give a heartfelt apology and most would forgive him because he's so Peepaw

Krystal would get cancelled by space stan Twitter for not knowing a popstar. This also affects nothing in her real life.

Fay would get cancelled for being from a rich family and get nepobaby accusations every month or so. Bringing up that she cut off that rich family to be a merc for a long time now does not settle any arguments

Rating: Teen

Characters: Wolf O'Donnell, Leon Powalski

Additional Tags: sickfic, fever, indigestion, cold showers, non-sexual nudity, Leon worries whether or not he'll admit it

Summary:

"What are you doing on the floor, Wolf?" Leon demanded.

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Star Fox character line up

Krystal from Star Fox Adventures

"I think it speaks for itself. There's a reason why her reputation is so (in)famous."

Lemme stretch that to "a job that ended up an embarrassing experience for them" and so:

Fox did a commercial once and everyone on the crew thinks it's hilarious because they can tell that he was super nervous and reading off of a cue card and they think he was written 10x cooler than he actually is in real life (Fox takes offense to that last one)

The team was invited to test a flight simulator game and the devs were looking forward to what ace pilot Falco Lombardi would score, so he was deeply humiliated when he completely bombed it and scored the lowest out of everyone

Slippy took initiative to save someone from a crevice because he could fit it in as the shortest. Then someone else had to go save him because he was too wide. Took a month for everyone to build his self-confidence back up

All the way back in Star Fox V1, Peppy was specifically asked to be the bodyguard of a socialite. It turned out that the socialite was trying to get him alone so she could hit on him and, deeply flustered, Peppy declined and told her he had a fiancée that he is very devoted to. James cackled for an hour when he heard the story

In the early days, Krystal accidentally trashed up a whole town while chasing down a bandit and the reward had to be poured back into fixing the mess she made. She's gotten better at mission etiquette but it still embarrasses her when Fox brings it up

Fay just generally gets embarrassed every time she has to use her status or name to get a mission done. Nobody really shames her for this but she really doesn't like having to lean on that

Whether she's in Star Fox or Star Wolf, if you asked Miyu she'd say her most embarrassing moment was joining the team at all (followed by a cry of "what's that supposed to mean?!" from a teammate and Miyu smirking)

Group mission bonuses:

A modelling sponsorship they took because it paid well. The pictures aren't actually that embarrassing, in fact they all look really good, but it just took away a lot of their street cred and Star Wolf bullies them about it every time so they aren't a fan of it anymore