An Uncalled For Hero

And then proceed to single-handedly fumble the bag so bad that the primary legacy the game can claim to have is using that promise of a story to bait-and-switch it's fans into buying an incomplete sequel that was rushed into production because you punished a Hearthstone player for being pro-democracy, being the final needle to pop the e-sports speculator bubble there by financially draining nearly every competitive gaming scene to the brink of bankruptcy (at best), and having indirectly lead to advancements in 3D animation because your game effectively has it's own category on pornhub. Oh, also, you alienated the director of the game so hard that he leaves the company and seemingly retires from the entire gaming industry.

they forever altered my brain chemistry at the tender age of like 12… you haven’t experienced true cinema until you watch Heather kick Alejandro in the nuts and send him flying down a volcano as she proclaims that, yes, boys are great but a million dollars is so much better…