what the shit is this

Babies doing the Thing with their grownups will never not be an immediate and loving reblog.

i can always relate to a girl who wants to leave

STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.

Happy piss on ronald reagan's grave day!

being a false prophet would be fun i think

this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

#oh to be the alt girl in an early 00s teen movie - via ithvka

I've literally never been kissed this much it is frying my brain

i hope a ceiling fan fall on yall

we were at the beach on a towel so...

So watch out

We would be in a significantly better place as a people if “old” and “fat” could be neutral descriptions of fact and not seen as insults by default.

Just in case I need to say it, thin/young people can and should feel free to reblog this. That’s kinda my point.

The fact that this post got 10k+ notes before someone vomited a bunch of “there’s a weight limit on who I will afford basic respect toward” and “blah blah UNHEALTHY” bullshit, is a win. I mean it’s annoying as hell to have to suffer that at all, but if this was like 2015, it would have happened at 100 notes and I would have lost a crap ton of followers for defending myself and daring to suggest fatness is OK actually. So I’m taking the chance to be grateful for a little evolution.