A Book, A Beer, A Beater

“When the team sounds cool but the coach is Wasser.”

Gotta do it

Let's build a fort and have sex in it

Nothing more to say.

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

This is my favorite joke

reblog if you dont have a bra on

Ok i didn’t expect that

This has been on my dash all day and I finally watched it and ajdjfksk

There's a FISH in the percolator!

wait a minute. harry potter said “diagonally” instead of “diagon  alley” right and then ended up in knockturn alley instead. is knockturn alley like, squatting on a common mispronunciation of diagon alley to get extra shoppers? is this the harry potter equivalent of buying common typos of URLs to get ad traffic?

I literally just realized it can be pronounced "nocturnally."